Zeb Atlas Teams Up With Disco-Cougar To Make World’s Worst Video

Posted November 16, 2009 12:45 AM by with 18 comments

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

— Jack

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18 responses to Zeb Atlas Teams Up With Disco-Cougar To Make World’s Worst Video

  1. blahblahblah November 16th, 2009 at 12:51 AM

    i’ve never really liked or cared for Zeb Atl-ass. everything i’ve read about him is that he just uses (has used) the gay community, has a shitload of money (and mildly famous) and is quite the selfish (and self-centered) bastard.

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  2. boo November 16th, 2009 at 3:55 AM

    I agree with blahblahblah, I have never got Zeb’s appeal at all.

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  3. tommy November 16th, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    This is what happens when your manager is a fat, palsied scumbag.

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  4. musicALkid November 16th, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    I’m glad to see Pearly Gates back to the music scene with this nice single very much a la Motown… As for Zeb, well I’m personally NOT into all those fake muscle guys/bodybuilders pumped up with artificial products… Does he need more money ???

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  5. Robbie Bojangles November 16th, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    Why do I want to remix this?

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  6. bostonmuscle November 16th, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    OMG – it’s HIL-ar-ious!! I mean really, Zeb is one of the most ridiculous looking men I’ve ever seen but then pair him up with a Tina Turner wanna be and it’s no holds bar of DESPERATE!!!

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  7. Anonymous November 17th, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    plain old creepy!

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  8. jay November 17th, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    Pearly is WAY too hot for that guy.

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  9. Nicknak100 November 17th, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    Zeb needs to go on Ebay and bid on some self respect!

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  10. bodybuilder November 24th, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    It sounds like all of you are jealous. It is hard to bodybuild steroids or not. You do not know what you are talking about when you say fake muscles. It just makes you look stupid. You all are probally old and fat. If you don’t like it stop looking sounds like you all have the problem. Stop looking and complaining.

    I think yall are the creepy ones.

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  11. Jimbo November 24th, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    Oh, lighten up commenters — this is cute!

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  12. Dottie Henkle November 28th, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    I think Im going to be violently ill….

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  13. RSP November 29th, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    I think Zeb is cute. Sure he is one bench press from being overly built, but he sure does look fine in a suit.

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  14. joe December 7th, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    My first thought was, maybe one of his clients (escort) wanted to use him for this. Then maybe I thought he must have a wicked sense of humor. I settled on zeb wanting to do something somewhat legit, but I still laughed my head off.

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  15. Abe December 9th, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    Perhaps an ad for an escort site for women? Or perhaps a screen test for the woman that’s singing. Either way it’s Zeb Atlas for chrissake, he could eat a sandwich and I would watch it.

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  16. ArkansasTexan March 2nd, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    It didn’t take but a couple of frames to see that someone needs to regroup and consider rethinking his profession. I am not able to find words to describe what I think about this video….??

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  17. ArtForArtsSake March 5th, 2010 at 1:12 AM

    Video? Ultimate in cheesiness.

    Concept? Unrealistic sponge wants to be worshipped and have all the cash/consumer goodies in the world (along with a macho cock) without lifting a finger.

    Zeb Atlas? Standard issue muscle dream with all the straight/gay on-screen acting passion of a piece of cork.

    ‘Pearly Gates’? Marginal talent, thighs that compete with Atlas’ in thickness… and one shitload of guts for actually believing this little elevator jingle is a wise career choice.

    An esoteric piece of art, it’s not. As long as its creators didn’t intend it to be anything more than some silly-assed parody of saccharine nonsense, I suppose it’ll do fine.

    ‘Lightening up’ doesn’t necessarily mean watching people publicly humiliate themselves and praising their sophomoric efforts.

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  18. festacles May 11th, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    wow- rilly strange… i’m not certain wot they were trying to accomplish w/ this- but they did manage to entertain + confuse me….

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