Posted November 16, 2009 12:45 AM by @gaypornblog
with 18 comments
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
Tags: Zeb Atlas
i’ve never really liked or cared for Zeb Atl-ass. everything i’ve read about him is that he just uses (has used) the gay community, has a shitload of money (and mildly famous) and is quite the selfish (and self-centered) bastard.
I agree with blahblahblah, I have never got Zeb’s appeal at all.
This is what happens when your manager is a fat, palsied scumbag.
I’m glad to see Pearly Gates back to the music scene with this nice single very much a la Motown… As for Zeb, well I’m personally NOT into all those fake muscle guys/bodybuilders pumped up with artificial products… Does he need more money ???
Why do I want to remix this?
OMG – it’s HIL-ar-ious!! I mean really, Zeb is one of the most ridiculous looking men I’ve ever seen but then pair him up with a Tina Turner wanna be and it’s no holds bar of DESPERATE!!!
plain old creepy!
Pearly is WAY too hot for that guy.
Zeb needs to go on Ebay and bid on some self respect!
It sounds like all of you are jealous. It is hard to bodybuild steroids or not. You do not know what you are talking about when you say fake muscles. It just makes you look stupid. You all are probally old and fat. If you don’t like it stop looking sounds like you all have the problem. Stop looking and complaining.
I think yall are the creepy ones.
Oh, lighten up commenters — this is cute!
I think Im going to be violently ill….
I think Zeb is cute. Sure he is one bench press from being overly built, but he sure does look fine in a suit.
My first thought was, maybe one of his clients (escort) wanted to use him for this. Then maybe I thought he must have a wicked sense of humor. I settled on zeb wanting to do something somewhat legit, but I still laughed my head off.
Perhaps an ad for an escort site for women? Or perhaps a screen test for the woman that’s singing. Either way it’s Zeb Atlas for chrissake, he could eat a sandwich and I would watch it.
It didn’t take but a couple of frames to see that someone needs to regroup and consider rethinking his profession. I am not able to find words to describe what I think about this video….??
Video? Ultimate in cheesiness.
Concept? Unrealistic sponge wants to be worshipped and have all the cash/consumer goodies in the world (along with a macho cock) without lifting a finger.
Zeb Atlas? Standard issue muscle dream with all the straight/gay on-screen acting passion of a piece of cork.
‘Pearly Gates’? Marginal talent, thighs that compete with Atlas’ in thickness… and one shitload of guts for actually believing this little elevator jingle is a wise career choice.
An esoteric piece of art, it’s not. As long as its creators didn’t intend it to be anything more than some silly-assed parody of saccharine nonsense, I suppose it’ll do fine.
‘Lightening up’ doesn’t necessarily mean watching people publicly humiliate themselves and praising their sophomoric efforts.
wow- rilly strange… i’m not certain wot they were trying to accomplish w/ this- but they did manage to entertain + confuse me….
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