Not Quite Gay Porn: 3 Reasons Why I Love Chris Pontius
“My favorite ever Jackass stunt was when I went to the doctor in the morning and got prescribed some Viagra. I took three and there were six naked dudes around, I was all oiled up and then the Viagra hit me. You can imagine what happened…”
Chris as quoted in UK tabloid The Sun
Why can’t all straight men be so secure in their heterosexuality that they’re, like, giant fags?