Not Quite Gay Porn: 3 Reasons Why I Love Chris Pontius

Posted February 15, 2007 11:34 PM by with 0 comments

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“My favorite ever Jackass stunt was when I went to the doctor in the morning and got prescribed some Viagra. I took three and there were six naked dudes around, I was all oiled up and then the Viagra hit me. You can imagine what happened…”
Chris as quoted in UK tabloid The Sun

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Why can’t all straight men be so secure in their heterosexuality that they’re, like, giant fags?

Jack

No responses to Not Quite Gay Porn: 3 Reasons Why I Love Chris Pontius

  1. J.R. February 16th, 2007 at 3:47 AM

    I fucking LOVE this guy. He’s the main reason I watch the whole Jackass thing. Him and Johnny. Wonder if one of those naked guys was Johnny…?

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  2. horny for chris February 16th, 2007 at 10:07 AM

    Do you have the video that the screencaps are from? I think that is the Playgirl shoot. I would love to see that.

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  3. T February 16th, 2007 at 4:28 PM

    Gotta love him and Steve-0 and Bam for showing alot of skin and never being afraid to whip it out for the camera.
    Pontious is quite an undercover hottie with a nice tool!

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  4. T February 18th, 2007 at 9:38 PM

    These jackass guys love to show off their tools on a regular basis. If you ever see the vhs copies of Steve O “don’t try this at home” and the sequels he whips out his cock non stop.
    Gotta give both he and pontius for whipping it out on a regular basis. I love these guys!!!

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  5. Jett Blakk February 19th, 2007 at 1:00 PM

    I just saw JACKASS: NUMBER TWO, and it was one of the gayest non-gay movies I’ve seen. Especially the Special Scenes part of the Bonus Features.

    JBK

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  6. digmereg February 23rd, 2007 at 5:55 PM

    I really like the reptile Lover I have a beautifull “bearded Dreagon ” She dosn’t have the same instincts. Too Bad!d

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  7. Anonymous February 23rd, 2007 at 8:15 PM

    amen

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  8. fash March 15th, 2007 at 1:14 AM

    i think he is so sexy and that toll is makin me droolin

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  9. nicolas March 27th, 2007 at 3:57 PM

    dammm u guys r right this guy its just amazing , and what a great body god bless him

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  10. NT March 28th, 2007 at 8:31 PM

    Those pics of him cumming are hot- where are those from?

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  11. mediapusher July 6th, 2007 at 11:44 AM

    I love these guys, they swiftly slip in the homoerotic and make heterosexuals like it or not think it’s weird. How do they do that??

    Chris Pontius doesn’t have a six pack, but he sommehow wildly sexy. Nice to see him letting it all hang out. That hair, his exhibitonist nature, those big beefy thighs, that face, cute feet..and to my surprise, a yummy dick to boot. Yum..

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  12. Ryan August 28th, 2007 at 12:34 AM

    He did a Playgirl photo shoot while on Viagra as a stunt for ‘Jackass.’ During the shoot, he jerked off onto his chest and chased his fellow cast members around for a hug. Johnny Knoxville considers this stunt ‘the low point of Jackass.’

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  13. Alex January 12th, 2009 at 7:11 AM

    Guys, It’s nothing to do with lovely Chris, but I wanted to share this with all of you. Argentinian teen hunk Juan Manuel Guilera (tv star of series like “Casi angeles”) is exposed naked by a gay lover… There’s nude pics of him in a forum. It’s something you got to see!! The boy’s gorgeous..
    Enjoy it and touch yourselves.

    http://juanmanuelguilera.forumcommunity.net/?t=23450569

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