Pride for Pay? Johnny Castle to Headline Houston Parade
I’ve never had much of an issue with gay-for-pay stars. Some are in it for the money, some are just sexually confused and some are just plain hot. So I know that Johnny Castle, for instance, is never going to fall in love with me, but I could easily get a nut thinking that he might let me lick his balls for a few hours (assuming I pay the Forest Meet the Stars fee, of course). He’s many things to many people, including a hunky piece of meat to me, but I’m not sure what he’s doing pushing Pride.
As much as I love the guy, I was a bit perplexed when I got an email tonight from manager David Forest that Castle will be headlining at three Pride parades this summer. He’ll be making a guest appearance in North Carolina and signing autographs in Georgia, but in Houston the not-gay star will be on a float, which is a little like Mark Dalton marching in a Take Back The Night Rally.