Which Part of This Boycrush Bustin’ Beeber Parody Makes You The Most Uncomfortable?
Boycrush Studios, the KFC of adult filmmaking, has released the follow up to its poultry megahit Bustin Beeber. It makes me profoundly uncomfortable. Why could that be?
1. Because I am allergic to eggs.
2. Because I prefer my Justin Beiber sex videos to feature a transexual Brazilian hooker.
3. Because even though the real Justin Beiber is now going for an older look, they’ve kept his youthful look alive ala Baby Jane.
4. Because YouTube is going to pull this down any minute.
5. Because Brent Corrigan is gnashing his teeth that this was the role he was born to play, but can now only hope to be cast in BoyCrush’s XXX Exotic Marigold Hotel Parody
6. Because they spell it Beeber, which seems incredibly dirty.
7. The accents
8. The magic dust outside the curtains
9. The sheet music (???)
10. The bow-tie.
11. The groping
12. That someone might see the boxcover your browser window.
13. The word BoyCrush.
14. The midi file
15. The fact that this is a sequel.
16. The fact that I can still taste Boycrush’s Where the Wild Things Are XXX Parody on his breath.
17. Where are their mothers????????????
What am I leaving out?