Which Part of This Boycrush Bustin’ Beeber Parody Makes You The Most Uncomfortable?

Posted February 21, 2014 4:36 PM by with 2 comments

Boycrush Studios, the KFC of adult filmmaking, has released the follow up to its poultry megahit Bustin Beeber. It makes me profoundly uncomfortable. Why could that be?

1. Because I am allergic to eggs.

2. Because I prefer my Justin Beiber sex videos to feature a transexual Brazilian hooker.

3. Because even though the real Justin Beiber is now going for an older look, they’ve kept his youthful look alive ala Baby Jane.

4. Because YouTube is going to pull this down any minute.

5. Because Brent Corrigan is gnashing his teeth that this was the role he was born to play, but can now only hope to be cast in BoyCrush’s XXX Exotic Marigold Hotel Parody

6. Because they spell it Beeber, which seems incredibly dirty.

7. The accents

8. The magic dust outside the curtains

9. The sheet music (???)

10. The bow-tie.

11. The groping

12. That someone might see the boxcover your browser window.

13. The word BoyCrush.

14. The midi file

15. The fact that this is a sequel.

16. The fact that I can still taste Boycrush’s Where the Wild Things Are XXX Parody on his breath.

17. Where are their mothers???????????? 

What am I leaving out?


2 responses to Which Part of This Boycrush Bustin’ Beeber Parody Makes You The Most Uncomfortable?

  1. Michael February 21st, 2014 at 6:44 PM

    I wonder if a porn studio with sufficient resources would ever use latex appliances to make a performer look more like a celebrity and how that would play out legally. There are some sculptors who are quite accomplished at getting a likeness. I find Bieber to be hot. Nice muscular young body and totally smooth. If only he hadn’t gotten the tattoos. I suppose they would have chosen someone more fit but they were aiming for resemblance.


  2. Aramis February 21st, 2014 at 7:43 PM

    LOL. You Tube removed the vídeo.


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