Gay Porn Pick-Up Tips: How to Seduce a Straight Man Tip #2

Posted January 22, 2007 11:01 PM by with 0 comments

When I was a wayward youth, I used to come up with implausible scenario after implausible scenario with which I would seduce Ed, a reputedly horse-hung cowboy who deflowered dozens of the teen girls (who, in turn, regaled me with stories of his prowess).

Though I was barely three apples high, I would take every opportunity to engage Ed in dispassionate debate about the nature of oral sex. “I know it’s disgusting to think about,” I’d say, “But men must give better head than women, no? I mean, totally foul — but women don’t know a man’s body like another man.” Given that it was fairly evident based on my age that I’d never had head given, it’s odd that dumb old Ed never caught on.

“I mean, maybe if I closed my eyes,” I’d speculate, in a man-of-the-world muse. But he’d just shake his head and leave to go, no doubt, fuck one of my little girlfriends. Maybe this is why I’m so entranced by the hot and hackneyed excuses Jett Blakk recounts as tools for “How to Seduce a Straight Man.” If only I’d have used this one on old Ed…

Related:
Gay Porn Movies by Jett Blakk (free previews, courtesy NakedSword.com)
Jett Blakk’s Blog
Masque Trailer (Gay Porn Blog)

Mike

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  1. Anonymous January 23rd, 2007 at 1:00 PM

    Can you guys put these clips in Windows Media Viewer instead of Quicktime? I can’t view it.

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  2. Anonymous January 24th, 2007 at 3:54 AM

    Great – another stupid scenario featuring nelly ass queens pretending to be straight.

    BORING!

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  3. litos January 24th, 2007 at 7:39 PM

    and the award for worst acting goes to the guy with the facial hair!

    but hes still hot.

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  4. Hooded Ho-Dad January 25th, 2007 at 7:41 AM

    This just looks better and better. I’m a huge Nick Capra fan. And this new guy is hot, too. Who is he? Has he done anything else?

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  5. dicklover January 25th, 2007 at 4:32 PM

    C’mon ppl… the guy with the facial hair(haha), really cant act… really… hes soooooooooooooo not feelin the clip… make it beleivable…

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  6. badboy February 2nd, 2007 at 7:02 PM

    yeah, well. I don’t care about his acting. He’s fucking hot!

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  7. lisa bongo February 4th, 2007 at 7:12 PM

    i love gay porn

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  8. warren February 19th, 2007 at 5:42 PM

    hott :P
    id suck him

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  9. Budd March 8th, 2007 at 8:21 PM

    I’d do anything not to have look at any more hairless clones. Where does it say that gay men must be attracted to “ideal” type models? Why can we just have some men that look like real men and not ken dolls. I know that I can’t be alone in my thinking here.

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