A Little #BundyEroticFanFic Between Friends

Posted January 8, 2016 10:59 AM by with 0 comments

For the first time in 2016, I’m taking us on a class field trip to There Are Not Enough Drugs In The World to Make Shit Like This Up Land. Get out your permission slips, kids. We’re going in!

The name Lavoy Finnicum sounds a character who is one of long-lost Bodine clan from the Beverly Hillbillies. Or maybe a love rival of Daisy May in ‘Lil Abner. In reality, Lavoy Finnicum describes himself on twitter (that sound you heard was my jaw hitting the floor that Pappy Yokum knows enough words to constitute 140 characters) as a, “Rancher, Loves Freedom and willing to fight and die defending it.” He is part of the Ammon Bundy militia holed up in an Arizona wildlife refuge to protest “tyrannical governmental overreach.” Lavoy Finnicum is also known as #Tarpman. MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell brings us this part of the story:

But wait, there’s more and it gets even better!
Ammon Bundy
The hashtag #BundyEroticFanFic was created on Tuesday by Colin Meloy, frontman of the Portland-based rock band The Decemberists. Aspiring erotic-fiction writers are imagining steamy scenes between militia members and sharing their fan fiction under the hashtag ever since in an online mash-up of the Palin Clan guest-starring with Peggy Bundy’s for a new online telling of When Brokeback Mountain Went to Pettycoat Junction.

Can the musical version be far behind? I bet it will look something like this …

If I work in one more pop culture reference only relevant the to the corn-cob pipe set, I fear our fearless leader will send me back to Green Acres and not Manhattan. I will quit now and let y’all join in on the fun:


And tell ’em Lavoy sent ya’!

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