Zeb Atlas Tries His Hand at Singing

Posted January 18, 2011 12:08 AM by with 31 comments

No doubt spurred on by the modicum of success their supremely awkward 2009 collaboration received, Zeb Atlas — whose physique is fast approaching cartoon-like proportions — has again teamed up with homely yet strangely beguiling soul singer Pearly Gates, this time lending his (severely autotuned) voice as backup on a remake of the Diana Ross classic “Love Hangover”.

***UPDATE***: They finally posted the video on YouTube, so here’s a higher-resolution version:

What do you guys think?

***UPDATE*** My seven favorite seconds of the video, after the jump …

(more fun .gifs here)

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31 responses to Zeb Atlas Tries His Hand at Singing

  1. Pygar January 18th, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    Umm…guys, where’s the FAIL button?


  2. Dan January 18th, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    Id rather try eating glass than listen to that man sing. Yes, it’s that painful.


  3. aguy January 18th, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    My ears! My eyes! My god that’s horrible.


  4. Cameron January 18th, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    Make it stop.


  5. AntonioBiaggi January 18th, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    OMG this is a flash back to the house wife of Atlanta Kim , nonono no singing he should stay doing his show at sea world .. ups ja ja ja


  6. James January 18th, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    What makes porn stars think they can sing? Wasn’t Ryan Idol the first to prove that just because you are good looking and gays will drool over you there is a line that should not be crossed?

    It also proves that porn stars don’t pay attention to failures of their predecessors. Ryan Idol, Frederick Ford, Dean Monroe, Colton Ford. All of them should have stuck with porn and not tried to branch out.


  7. whatever January 18th, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    whats worse: those muscles, his way of dancing or the song?


  8. Laz January 18th, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    he is actually not singing at all, he is just talking with the melody. regardless i would still fuck him.


  9. JakeAxel January 18th, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    Crap. Crap. Crap. Looks stupid, sounds worse.


  10. MS January 18th, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    Is it possible he is suffering from body dysmorphic disorder? I am wondering if he sees himself as underdeveloped and thereby increases his workouts to dangerous, Madonna-like intensity levels.


  11. Richard January 18th, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    He should just find a job in construction or as a toll taker, get married and have a kid; he is still “gay-for-pay” right?

    Sorry, but in my 46 years, I have learned the harsh truth ultimately is better than a lie, and that being said, that “performance” of his ranks as one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen or heard.


  12. James January 18th, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    Pretty funny. I like my bodybuilders to have cartoon like muscles, as long as synthol or some other fake crap is used that is.


  13. boyzzboy January 19th, 2011 at 3:56 AM

    okay now, just cause we think you’re pretty doesn’t mean you can get away with doing anything you feel like. i mean, I’M embarrased.


  14. David Tyler January 19th, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    I think Zeb Atlas is kinda hot, but he can’t dance well at all, and you know hes a bad singer when he sounds BAD Autotuned.


  15. marc January 19th, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    What becomes of an aging porn star? This hurts us more than it does u, Zeb.


  16. Mike January 19th, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    What do I think?
    If he takes anymore anabolic materials, his head will explode.
    His head is twice the size of a normal head.


  17. SlickWilly January 19th, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    ok… gotta give him props for having the nerve to do it… BUT… if ever there was a case for “don’t quit yer day job”… this is one of them. Has he been watching Boogie Nights or something?


  18. tom January 20th, 2011 at 5:06 AM

    Taste in men can’t be measured. I have always thought that Zeb Atlas is the least sexiest guy in porn. Would I kick him out of bed? No. I doubt I could budge him, but I can kick myself out. (grin)


  19. Anon January 20th, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    Gong. Next contestant.


  20. mike January 20th, 2011 at 9:18 PM



  21. dave January 21st, 2011 at 4:35 AM

    A little pitchy, dawg … you know what I mean … just sayin’, no trip to Hollywood


  22. thf55 January 21st, 2011 at 5:43 AM

    His Colton Ford snarl is so wrong.At least Colton can dance.


  23. Ryan January 21st, 2011 at 6:08 AM

    This is one of the most cringe-worthy things i’ve ever had the displeasure of seeing. Zeb, you’ve not only hurt my ears with, but you’ve offended my retinas; i never thought you could do that to me…


  24. Monk January 21st, 2011 at 8:30 AM

    In 3 minutes and 25 seconds, Zeb Atlas has managed to destroy any mystique he ever had for me.


  25. TonyLA January 21st, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    Okay, granted it’s a silly video but why call Pearly Gates “homely”. Totally unnecessary insult.


  26. DD January 21st, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    I can’t stop laughing!!! A great comedy.


  27. Tra-La-La January 22nd, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    No doubt that super agent to the ‘stars’ was behind this, who else could arrange something so horrific?


  28. Blogshag January 26th, 2011 at 3:19 AM

    Oh my God! Nails on a chalkboard is more pleasant than this!! Jeeeez I think he better stick to porn, bodybuilding and modeling….


  29. Mike January 27th, 2011 at 7:50 AM


    Someone needs to tell this poor guy he has no and I MEAN NO TALENT!

    I can see it now…Zeb and Ceasar the MALL TOUR! LMAAO


  30. Lady Morgana January 27th, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    He opened his mouth and the sun went down. Sadly (and I’m a big fan) his mystery is all but eroded and what’s with that winky eye??? Eerily unsexy.


  31. B.A June 22nd, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    The disco diva I can cope with, but the muscle Mary – what a twat! He looks vile, like a sack filled with walnuts. Never heard of him & never want to again, especially don’t want to see him in a fuck flick.


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