“We Need More Good Guys With Dildos”

Posted December 8, 2015 8:30 AM by with 0 comments

Next Tuesday, December 14th, will mark the third anniversary of the tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Connecticut when 20-year-old Adam Lanza fatally shot 20 children and 6 adult staff members. I am sure we all remember the response of the NRA and the vast majority of the GOP to the incident …


The “I am sure you remember”comes in because despite the 144 shootings on school campuses in the U.S since Sandy Hook, the collective NRA and GOP response hasn’t changed one bit.

If anything, they have doubled down. Isn’t that a lovely Holiday card from Tea Party Republican and Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore? I had to look twice … at first I thought it was an old Norman Rockwell print.

Well, Matt Haughey, best known as the founder of MetaFilter, took it one step further last Friday evening and embarked on a new project: transforming images of GOP POTUS hopefuls holding guns into images of GOP presidential candidates holding DILDOS.

He’s also compiling some of his creations (along with their sources) on a Tumblr, and he’s asked people to submit photos for him to Photoshop. You can Tweet him @mathowie. He wants to create one new image a day until the election which means there are 335 Republicans with dildos we can look forward too.

Here’s a few of my early favorites along with the originals images …

Bobby Jindl

There’s Teddy …

Mitch McConnell

The Donald

And the Dick.

Remember guys, you can send your favorite politicos with guns for the “special treatment” by tweeting them @mathowie and tell them Harlan sent ya!

[h/t WorldofWonder]

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