When The Tweaked Out Go-Go Boy Tried To Go-Go Out The Emergency Door … Mid flight
“If you continue to restrain me, there’s going to be problems,” said Jordan Fragiacomo, 28. Then came the cuffs.
Holy crap, guys. If there was ever any doubt, truth is much stranger than fiction, this seals it.
As the GayRepublic is reporting, “Jordan Fragiacomo, a muscle barber in Hell’s Kitchen and assistant for the Matinee party created a scene during a flight from New York to Seattle on Monday when he tried to open the emergency exit door while the plane was in mid-flight.”
— Linzi Sheldon (@LinziKIRO7) August 29, 2016
Adds the NYPost, “KIRO-TV Seattle reporter Linzi Sheldon posted a cellphone video to her Twitter account showing the bespectacled suspect with his hands handcuffed behind his back. Two uniformed officers are seen leading the suspect — who was sporting shorts and a blond Mohawk — off the jet.”
Fragiacomo admitted to authorities that he had ingested GHB, cocaine, and Xanax three hours before takeoff.
The jet was forced to make an emergency landing at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport at 9:45 a.m. EST.”
The Boeing 737-900ER had taken off from JFK at 7:40 a.m. New York time. The jet eventually continued on to Seattle.
As always, the internet sums it up best:
@theswordcom why didn't someone just put her in their pocket
— Heimaey Ó Muirgheasa (@heimaeyus) August 31, 2016
And now, back to our regularly scheduled pornography.
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