Top 7 Careers for Gay Porn Stars

Posted August 30, 2007 3:41 AM by with 23 comments

Conventional wisdom dictates that doing porn will ruin your chances of ever being able to do anything besides escorting or becoming a house boy for some rich fag in the Hollywood Hills, but I beg to differ! I’ve rounded up seven lucrative post-porn careers.

dominic_pacifico_dj_pornsta.jpg7. DJ
Chi Chi’s been doing it for years, but what better way to getting your orgy started right than with a bona fide leather-jockstrap-clad porn star spinning? Punky porno pup Dominic Pacifico is making major inroads as the pioneer in the field as DJPornstars, but no doubt you can expect many more to follow suit in no time.

6. Massage Therapist
I realize differentiating between escorting and massaging is like splitting hairs, but it doesn’t have to be all rub-n-squirt. I’ve personally been rubbed down by Michael Soldier and he didn’t even touch me “down there” (besides, he charges extra for “erotic” massage). Jake Deckard does legit massages too, (so what if he insists on doing them in the nude?)

5. Babysitter
It may come as a shock to some, but Chad Douglas, one of the most legendary, horsehung tough-talking tops of all time, was really more of the sensitive voracious bottom-type when the cameras stopped rolling. Rumors abound that he was so squeamish about assholes that Chuck Holmes had to stand in and fingerbang Kevin Williams in In Your Wildest Dreams.
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Knowing this makes it somewhat easier to swallow that at least one parent trusted Chad to look after their children. The lucky kid — all grown up — wrote about it in a recent issue of Vice Magazine (link comes via TimAndRomaBlog). Maybe there was something to his “Uncle Chad” character in Spring Break after all …

4. Real Estate Agent
Raging Stallion played with the idea of humping your real estate agent in Hot Properties, but art imitates life. Tag Eriksson’s career as a top (nyuk nyuk!) producing Manhattan real estate agent made was front page news (in Swedish airline magazines). But mega-dream Eric Hanson is a Realtor, too. I once even got stalkerish and called him under the false pretense that I was looking for a pied a terre in North Miami. True story.

3. Landscape Architect
Venerable hunk Marcus Iron is one of porn’s most dependable a-list stars and when I saw him show up as a landscape archetect on HGTV’s “Curb Appeal”, I was so shocked I took this (admittedly crappy) picture of the screen:

brad_benton_gay_porn_lawyer.jpg2. Attorney
Prolific over-actor Brad Benton was never the least bit secretive about doing porn to pay for law school. Now that he’s graduated and starting practicing, he may officially be the first gay porn star to do so (though it’s hard to see how he has the time since he scored a role as a vampire in the here! straight-to-PPV series The Lair. Since most people think lawyers are just bloodsuckers anyway I guess he’s, like, getting work experience, plus he can always fall back on practicing law full time when if the show gets canceled.


1. Interior Decorator

Who’d-a-thunk that Pete Kuzak — one of the butchest COLT men of all time — would have ended up in a profession as, er, artistic as an as interior decorator? John Rutherford recently caught up with Pete on his blog, and even dug up this clip of him from (again) HGTV. I would have never recognized the guy in the below clip was the same person in the picture to the left, but who am I to argue with John Rutherford?


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23 responses to Top 7 Careers for Gay Porn Stars

  1. Steve Cruz August 30th, 2007 at 8:54 AM

    :-) This is some funny shit! You forgot ‘Rock Star’
    Colton Ford… :-)


  2. Ad August 30th, 2007 at 9:03 AM

    LOL, oh boy…just how gay is HGTV?


  3. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) August 30th, 2007 at 9:37 AM

    I had heard that Danny Sommers paid for medical school in Boston with his porn-film earnings.


  4. Anonymous August 30th, 2007 at 7:06 PM

    I had forgotten what a nice big cock Chad Douglas has. They’ll always be porn stars to the public no matter how they try to escape.


  5. caelus August 31st, 2007 at 1:24 AM

    i knew about pete kuzak’s real job years ago, one of his yahoo fans group even got some clips of him on tv. Marcus iron is a shock, i wonder why would he gave up porn to be a Landscape Architect???? he was doing so well in porn! Iron Will is one of my favourite.


  6. Lloyd August 31st, 2007 at 12:59 PM

    I am still trying to find out what ever happened to Falcon porn veteran JACK DILLON..”he was the nasty talking ass munchin top man” from early 90’s. I always found him quite the stud


  7. Raymon August 31st, 2007 at 5:13 PM

    LOL..Eric Hanson may be doing real estate, but he’s an ESCORT in Ft Lauderdale


  8. mr. Pam September 2nd, 2007 at 5:31 PM

    MARCUS IRON IS THE BEST DESIGNER EVER!! He helped me pimp my loft with a redesign of my porno editing studio… F*ckin Rocks! And he painted my kitchen with the coolest, elaborate paint job – check out Falcon web content of Christian Cruz & Max Schutler, fabulous background! I still have lube on my counters! Marcus Rocks!!


  9. littledaddy September 3rd, 2007 at 10:07 AM

    And let’s not forget Blake Harper, RN.


  10. juan September 6th, 2007 at 8:07 PM

    I miss you Chad Douglas


  11. michael September 14th, 2007 at 5:05 AM

    I usually prefer big muscle bodies, but for a very long time Marcus Iron has been one of my favorites. He positively
    oozes rampant sex appeal and I would love to rim him and then f*#k him!!!!


  12. Peter Everhard September 20th, 2007 at 5:16 AM

    Fort Bend, Indiana teacher is suspected to have Starred in 39 Gay Wrestling Videos. The Teacher has resigned after teach at a Fort Bend High School for 17 years.


  13. Marc5 September 22nd, 2007 at 10:35 AM

    I’ve always wondered the backlash of a porn career. I was offered a chance ot be in one a few years ago for a small studio, but declined out of fear it would come back to haunt me. Unless you are in a position like a politican or maybe even a teacher, does porn hurt your chances of employment in the future?


  14. Anonymous October 1st, 2007 at 11:03 AM

    I’d like Marcus Irons to come over and landscape my brains out!


  15. Anonymous October 2nd, 2007 at 2:53 AM

    Chad Douglas was one of the hottest men in porn hands down. While it seems he was a bottom, he fucked asses better than ANYONE. I mean, I have never watched a scene with him fucking a guy and never wanted him to totally ream my ass in the manner he was doing it. Total stud. TOTAL. And I would have LOVED to watch him get fucked… it’s a shame porn is so conservative. Everyone in their box!


  16. Alan October 20th, 2007 at 7:09 PM

    I’d buy a house just to get Marcus Iron to do my yard- he is hot, hot, HOT!


  17. Christian Owen Fan August 25th, 2008 at 12:50 PM

    You also forgot Christian Owen Interior Designer. He owned a showroom on Melrose, Designed hip bar in West Hollywood, MCC Church in West Hollywood and also a Chic rest. in West Hollywood plus many homes.


  18. Mrs Patrick Campbell December 3rd, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    Miss Scott Peters is just as nelly as pink lace!


  19. Franky_b December 22nd, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    Former porn star Gus Mattox is developing a musical one-man show in New York. He knew he can play an accordion as well as he can blow a horn? He’s currently playing his show around the northeast. There’s more info on his blog under his real name Tom Judson.


  20. tito nunez August 17th, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    I 100% love jack dillon. Miss him so much. Always wanted to see him bottom.


  21. Keith June 18th, 2012 at 7:46 AM

    What are Bruno and Kevin Williams doing now?


    • Mike June 18th, 2012 at 9:31 AM

      Kevin Williams is a real estate agent in San Diego. Not sure what Bruno’s doing.


  22. Glenn March 29th, 2014 at 11:07 PM

    All i can say is Marcus Iron, love how you suck dick. Hands down, your the best at it. Please make more pictures with Treasure Island. I use to go with one of the top porn stars years ago and i never saw another one who was anywhere near as good as him until i saw you in some flicks. Dude, your right up there with him i can tell. All my best to you stud..


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