If You Have The Balls, The 1st Scrotum Beauty Pageant
“Mirror, mirror, bathroom stalls. Who has best looking pair of balls?” While not exactly in those words, that is question being posed by sex robot tinkerer Bob Sloan.
While the name “Bob Sloan” is rather generic sounding, you may have heard his name before. He was the man behind the “World’s Prettiest Vag” Contest those he was largely written off an as “extremely wealthy pervert.” Well, not it’s our turn, guys, as Sloan has announced the world’s first “Scrotum Beauty Pageant” with a $10,000 in prizes in conjunction with “look, Ma, no hand fapping” team at AutoBlow.
But wait, there’s more. The winners will have their perfect balls will be scanned in 3-D and turned into decorative objects. First prize is $5k, $3k for second and $2k for third. Plus the aforementioned decorative objects that will undoubtedly be priceless!
Judging by the current leaderboard … it’s still anyone’s game …
You can participate, either by uploading a snap of your own prize-worthy sack or voting on the sacks already submitted at the offical website, BallContent.com