Reality Porn: Tool Academy’s ‘Big John Lamb’ Gets Naked

Posted February 16, 2010 6:31 AM by with 2 comments

big-john-tool academy-reality-revealed-porn-nude-pic.jpg’s short-lived experiment to create a sited dedicated to do reality tv stars jerking off came to an end when it didn’t deliver enough press, but that hasn’t stopped them from uploading the videos of Tool Academy “stars” like Tyler Synon, Stew Ellefson and others.) Anger management case John Watcher (known as John Lamb on VH1’s Tool Academy) would get me going anyway. He’s has that magical combination of charm, stupidity, and a big uncut dick.

“I’m just a big happy Mongoloid,” he jokes. “I’ve so much foreskin I’ve got eight-skin.” NYUK! But will we see his Masshole?

“I may stick a pinky up it if I get a little squirrelly.” Oh la la. As long as they keep Bret Michaels clothed, I won’t complain. Besides, I’m a sucker for a Boston accent.

Big John Watcher (free clips and pics at



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2 responses to Reality Porn: Tool Academy’s ‘Big John Lamb’ Gets Naked

  1. Jim February 16th, 2010 at 9:23 AM

    this guy is hot, i wouldn’t mind having his big tool tapping my backdoor.


  2. aguy February 16th, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    A tool with a tool is still a tool.


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