Live From the GayVNs: A Night on the Blue Carpet

Posted March 30, 2009 7:53 PM by with 22 comments


I can’t remember a more exhausting but terrific GayVNs. Despite nearly two months of drama, speculation, rage and near collapse. There was craziness, of course (Lucas vs. Corrigan; the VIP bar closing at 9:30), and some surprises, but mostly it was as people predicted: Raging Stallion’s epic To The Last Man took home somewhere between 13 and 18 awards, depending on how you do the math.

Various obligations of dubious value kept me from actually seeing most of the awards; I followed them via Twitter from above mentioned VIP bar and talking to people who were either furious, elated, blaze or high. But the things you do need to know: Diesel Washington brought his mother; the charming and learned Mason Wyler took everyone bowling; the Visconti Triplets can not speak a word of Italian; Bel Ami boys really are as grass-fed as they seem; the red carpet was actually blue; I love Erik Rhodes; the publisher of Unzipped is really into adult babies; and no matter how often you see it, Barrett Long’s penis is really, really incredible.

Here are the parts we DO remember.


(picture by Brandon Norris)


(picture by Brandon Norris)


(picture by Brandon Norris)


(picture by Brandon Norris)


(picture by Brandon Norris)


(picture by Brandon Norris)


(picture by Mark Kleim)


GOD DEAN PHOENIX IS CUTE!!!!1 (right, with Hall of Fame Award and mr. Pam.)

In between the red carpet and the afterparty, Michael Lucas stormed the stage, Janice Dickinson nominated Margaret for Best Bottom, Margaret Cho sang about Ricky Sinz’ penis, and everyone got felt up by Bruce Vilanch.

We should have a full video of the event in a day or so. Then we can watch it and catch up.



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22 responses to Live From the GayVNs: A Night on the Blue Carpet

  1. Anonymous March 31st, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    OMG Matt Rush has always been muscly but look at his bicep on that pic. Thats not even attractive, its just weird looking.


  2. ll March 31st, 2009 at 8:36 AM

    matthew rush has gotten bigger man!
    his arms look huge


  3. Antoine March 31st, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    Roman Heart looks so adorable. Best looking fo the bunch.


  4. tiffy March 31st, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    Jake Deckard looks GREAT! Did he bring the gay James Franco???


  5. Markerbord March 31st, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    It seems that many of this guy don’t respected dress code: johnny gun dressed like counter, ferelli and visconti broths dressed with gilet without shirt, tober brandt with a disgusting dress ( it seems a zombie), sinz with a diving wetsuit shirt.
    Sagat, teach them with fashion


  6. vahbm March 31st, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    I know this is really off topic…but I have to know what happened to a black gay porn star named Mocha. He starred mostly in the late 90s in films like Black Affairs, Black Hot Rods, Black Power, Ride the Dark Horse, and The Marine Chronicles. Is he still alive? in the business? living where?


  7. Anon March 31st, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    Couldn’t you at least have done a recap and said who was who even though we know most of them ?

    Sorry but Matthew Rush just continues to look less and less appealing. Maybe leaving falcon was to their benefit.


  8. Anonymous March 31st, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    “I can’t remember a more exhausting but terrific GayVNs.”

    Of course you thought it was “terrific” – how about some full disclosure. is owned by NakedSword/AEBN. is owned by NakedSword/AEBN.

    Raging Stallion is owned by NakedSword/AEBN.


  9. Anonymous March 31st, 2009 at 7:03 PM

    Why do all these “stars” always look like they need a shower?


  10. Willie April 1st, 2009 at 7:54 AM

    Brent Corrigan is dangerous! Why is that guy making films instead of doing hard time in prison?


  11. tiffy April 1st, 2009 at 10:23 AM


    Hmmm. Could you be MORE SECRETLY Michael Lucas? Do you think people don’t know that it’s you and your press guy when you publish?


  12. Jim April 1st, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    damn ricky sinz looks fucking hot.


  13. Collin O'Neal April 1st, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    This was the worst GAYVN ever! They were severly disorganize! UGH!


  14. Gboy April 1st, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    Loved the pix, but next time could you please identify each one. I’ll bet I couldn’t put a name to half the guys. And what team do the football players play for?


  15. Ogre April 3rd, 2009 at 6:20 AM

    Did Ricky Sinz take Ann Coulter as his date?


  16. matt090 April 4th, 2009 at 1:54 AM

    wow, Matthew Rush…ease up on the bicep curls. Starting to look freaky.


  17. niles April 5th, 2009 at 6:02 AM

    why should the Visconti Triplets speak Italian? they’re Hungarian.


  18. Ohyeah April 5th, 2009 at 6:19 PM

    I concur. Brent Corrigan should be in jail, these people should all take showers and dress better, and Matthew Rush should stop taking the juice. He looks like an overstuffed turkey.


  19. JesseXXX April 9th, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    I am a little surprised that you let the passing of Gay if not first Gay pron super star Jack Wrangler on Monday. Click on link for Village Voice Blog obit.


  20. felipink April 27th, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    matthew rush’s arms… too much


  21. Colby Taylor November 27th, 2009 at 4:31 AM

    WOW! As always… it is SOOO much easier for people to bitch and moan than to say something nice! Too bad because a lot of the people in these pictures and at this award ceremony are great people!


  22. Anonymous January 26th, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    there is nothing great about people who do and promote porn, they’re one note Henrys and Henretta’s that can’t do anything else.

    the cheapest most base human beings on earth, don’t know real love, can’t give real love, their entire lives have a price tag and dollar sign attached.

    thankfully that don’t last song and are never taken too seriously ” Traci Lords ” I met a very famous porn dude some years back, weird weird weird mutherfucker, dead now….

    I was looking up his web presence out of curiosity, and one website said this about him

    – “best known for being the life support system for a 10 inch penis”.

    of course he was really even less than that, but still, like that bitch on all about eve said, or should have said ” take that statue and put it where your heart should be, up your ass ”

    you guys miss the whole point in being gay, but you’re a sub-culture you’ve always been there, but you weren’t so stupid as to brag about winning an award for getting yer shit hole reemed out in public…


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