Posted September 7, 2013 7:54 PM by with 13 comments

Simon Rex blocked @gaypornblog on Twitter
I guess Simon Rex was pissed that I keep posting pictures of him jerking off on Twitter because I went to wish him a happy Jewish new year, Twitter informed me that he blocked me. We all know Simon did some amateur jerk-off porn when he was 19, before he was an MTV VJ, before he dated Paris Hilton, before he was the novelty rapper Dirt Nasty, and before he appeared in some incredibly terrible movies like “Scary Movie 5”.

If you’ve has the pleasure of watching any of the videos Simon posts on Vine (where he has over 1.3 million followers) you’ve probably noticed that they almost always involve Rex making himself the butt of a gay joke. At first I found it sort of hot in a “Jackass” sort of way, but his schtick quickly got tired. Simon he created an entire account dedicated to “Twin Steven”, Rex’s fictitious identical twin gay brother, who is sex-starved, predatory, and tries to be flamboyant but ends up acting more like Jerry Lewis. 

Which is why I wouldn’t think he would care that I was posting the same pics of him jerking off we’ve all seen (and some of us have jerked off to) a million times by now. Here’s a sampling of videos from Simon Rex’s and “Twin Steven”‘s Vine. They’re pretty gay. Or are they homophobic?

So it’s really annoying to me that he took the trouble to block @GayPornBlog on Twitter. I guess Simon Rex is OK with gay jokes as long as he’s the one making them?

One more thing I feel imperative to point out: The only other “celebrity” to block @GayPornBlog on Twitter is @TheWeightSaint, aka RICHARD SIMMONS HERSELF, who blocked me last year when I asked if he would post an “It Gets Better” video (but that’s a whole ‘nother story). So Simon Rex and Richard Simmons have this in common, at least.

Simon Rex and Richard Simmons blocked @GayPornBlog on twitter

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  1. Franco September 7th, 2013 at 9:47 PM

    He just seems to be really immature. Move on, who cares? It’s not worth being upset over, is it?


    • Shamama September 8th, 2013 at 11:44 AM

      You are right — it’s not … I feel dumb for wasting my time even writing this post.


  2. James September 8th, 2013 at 7:01 AM

    Asking Richard Simmons if he would make a a “It Gets Better” vid is funny.


  3. Taggart September 8th, 2013 at 9:31 AM

    The older Simon Rex gets, the more rough trade he ends up looking. It’s easy to mistake him for a barely off meth rentboy who just needs a few hours to crash at the Hollywood Spa.


  4. Casey September 8th, 2013 at 12:52 PM

    LOL Taggart is spot on. And I’d be honored that either of them even think enough to block me on Twitter. I do live for Richard Simmons, at least on Howard Stern.


  5. seaguy September 8th, 2013 at 4:51 PM

    Richard Simmons still lives with his mom I think.


  6. DomitoJo September 9th, 2013 at 1:05 AM

    he’s jewish?? oh that makes him even yummier!


  7. maninchelsea September 9th, 2013 at 1:09 PM

    Richard Simmons is still waiting for the right woman to marry.


  8. Adam September 10th, 2013 at 6:47 AM

    You’d think when you’re almost 40 you would start to mature somewhat.


  9. Kenny September 10th, 2013 at 10:33 AM

    Dude is such a narcissist and yes he is very homophobic.

    I asked him on that lame ass account recently very nicely if he was gay friendly and he just ignored it and moved on to another convo.

    Man there are so many assholes on twitter gay and straight its just pathetic how we have gone so downhill in regards to decency and respect for one another as human beings smh.


  10. CDNGeoff September 10th, 2013 at 12:25 PM

    Speaking of Simon Rex videos. They were really hot, and I’ve been trying to buy a couple for years, but every site that has them listed for sale suddenly says that they don’t carry them anymore when I order. What’s up with that?


  11. Bobby September 10th, 2013 at 4:04 PM

    what a douche.


  12. Potenzkraft September 12th, 2013 at 7:36 AM

    Simon is a really hot men!!


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