OOPS SIMON REX BLOCKED @GAYPORNBLOG ON TWITTER
I guess Simon Rex was pissed that I keep posting pictures of him jerking off on Twitter because I went to wish him a happy Jewish new year, Twitter informed me that he blocked me. We all know Simon did some amateur jerk-off porn when he was 19, before he was an MTV VJ, before he dated Paris Hilton, before he was the novelty rapper Dirt Nasty, and before he appeared in some incredibly terrible movies like “Scary Movie 5”.
If you’ve has the pleasure of watching any of the videos Simon posts on Vine (where he has over 1.3 million followers) you’ve probably noticed that they almost always involve Rex making himself the butt of a gay joke. At first I found it sort of hot in a “Jackass” sort of way, but his schtick quickly got tired. Simon he created an entire account dedicated to “Twin Steven”, Rex’s fictitious identical twin gay brother, who is sex-starved, predatory, and tries to be flamboyant but ends up acting more like Jerry Lewis.
Which is why I wouldn’t think he would care that I was posting the same pics of him jerking off we’ve all seen (and some of us have jerked off to) a million times by now. Here’s a sampling of videos from Simon Rex’s and “Twin Steven”‘s Vine. They’re pretty gay. Or are they homophobic?
So it’s really annoying to me that he took the trouble to block @GayPornBlog on Twitter. I guess Simon Rex is OK with gay jokes as long as he’s the one making them?
One more thing I feel imperative to point out: The only other “celebrity” to block @GayPornBlog on Twitter is @TheWeightSaint, aka RICHARD SIMMONS HERSELF, who blocked me last year when I asked if he would post an “It Gets Better” video (but that’s a whole ‘nother story). So Simon Rex and Richard Simmons have this in common, at least.