No Comment: Superhot Abercrombie Dude Sucking Mysterious Horsecock

Posted February 19, 2009 2:06 AM by with 13 comments

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OK, I technically I’m not supposed to say anything in these “No Comment” entries, but before you ask … I have no idea where this picture comes from or who either of these guys are. I snagged it from a post on the very excellent (albeit sometimes very random) House of Vader a few weeks ago, and even though look at porn all fucking day long, I find myself returning to this picture over and over for some reason. Studying it? Not sure. Something about the Mona Lisa-like smile on the guy’s face? It’s like he’s about to crack up, maybe. Or high? He couldn’t be more detached. It’s like these two dudes were sitting around Abercrombie dude’s messy, wood-paneled bedroom playing Halo and his buddy was like, “Dude, my girlfriend says I have a huge cock and I’ll give you five bucks if you let me take a picture of you with it in your mouth.” And the Abercrombie dude is all, “Five bucks? Fuck that, brah. I’m so fucking straight I’ll fucking do it for FREE. I don’t gotta prove shit to nobody.” And so then later they show it to their girlfriends and they high-five each other as the girls squeal “Omigod, like, EW! Why do you guys guys always do such GROSS shit!”

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13 responses to No Comment: Superhot Abercrombie Dude Sucking Mysterious Horsecock

  1. Peter davies February 19th, 2009 at 4:10 AM

    This is so hot… What an amazing image

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  2. Jett Blakk February 19th, 2009 at 5:07 AM

    Never mind the cock, where do I get a pair of that underwear?? I mean…holy shit, look at that cock!

    JBK

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  3. matt February 19th, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    it is oddly hotter at second glance than at first.

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  4. Anonymous February 19th, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    It’s not that I don’t see why other people are turned on by this, but I find this really, REALLY boring.

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  5. Mark February 19th, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    And this is news because???

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  6. Tootie February 20th, 2009 at 6:20 AM

    Where can I find those skull & crossbone boxers? I’ve searched all over and can’t find them. Oh yeah, the cock is nice too.

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  7. John February 21st, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    He kinda looks like Marco Dapper

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  8. kennedyDC February 22nd, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    The pic is kinda sexy.

    I got similar boxers from the Gap.

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  9. Erik1980 February 24th, 2009 at 7:45 PM

    He looks a lot like this guy:

    http://www.ethansays.com/2009/02/gt-mag-is-wasted.html#more

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  10. Alfonso February 25th, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    there is another similar photo of this guy floating around online. i think it’s the same dick in his face.

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  11. Diago March 4th, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    he looks like christian from treasure island media

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o0oBcQeoqBs/SExLpiVtkGI/AAAAAAAABAw/B6DhdFSqFxs/s1600-h/SMDCUM.avi%5B(011572)17-52-20%5D.JPG

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_o0oBcQeoqBs/STICKUrawfI/AAAAAAAAGdY/-9603jaigpI/s1600-h/Wh4t_I_C4n_t_S33_2_cena_5%5B(017443)01-00-39%5D.JPG

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  12. Anonymous March 4th, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    So not Treasure Island’s Christian

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  13. Anonymous March 14th, 2009 at 10:17 PM

    GOOD

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