Manhunt: Gay Models, Gay Sex or Gay Porn?
The hunt is on. A man-hunt, that is — our new national pastime. The trick-me-once website Manhunt.net already had the gorgeous and perpetually horny Dick Wolf as its client-spokesmodel. They teamed with Wolf’s home studio, Hot House, to produce Mannunt (dot) The Movie. And last night, I got a toothless hour of the semi-nude reality show, Man HUNT, the Search for Amercia’s Most Gorgeous Male Model (semi-hosted by semi-goth Carmen Electra).
What’s the difference? Only two out of the three got anybody off this weekend. I’ll take Arpad Miklos over cornfed meat puppets anyday, but I’ll take a bird in hand (or the hallway, as it were) over either in a pinch.
Watching Manhunt the TV show (Manhunt.tv?), I came to the following conclusion:
Adding the words “Aspiring Male Model” to anyone’s dossier — regardless of how hot they are — instantly makes them repellent.
Furthermore, has the modeling industry changed or have I changed? Is Brad Kroenig really the best they can do right now? His protuberant brow is a bit hard for me to swallow. And, like, maybe I’m jaded or whatever, but like show me your cock or stop wasting my time.