Luka “Canadian Cannibal” Magnotta’s Prison Dreams Are Delicious

Luka Magnotta is the convicted murderer who had the briefest of brief porn careers, one which lasted about as long as a bottle of lube on Rocco’s Steele’s night stand. The onetime twink performer became the subject of an international manhunt in 2012 for dismembering and allegedly consuming part of a Chinese student he was having sex with, and sending his body parts to elementary schools and Canadian politicians. And what’s more, part of how he even got caught was because animal rights activists had been watching his horrifying animal-dismembering snuff films on YouTube for years.

 

As I first asked over at The Sword last June, “what is a lonely gay sadist and murderer to do from jail, knowing he’ll be there until he’s well past his prime (he’s up for parole in 2037)?”

The New York Daily News helps fill in the banks:

Luka Magnotta’s life sentence would not be complete without musings on Royal family sex fantasies, pizza parties and gorging on Valentine’s Day chocolate, according to letters obtained by the Toronto Sun.

“I wonder what it would be like to be (censored) by one of the Royal family,” Magnotta wrote in a handwritten letter Ldecorated in pink and with hearts. “I bet Will and Harry know just how to use their crown jewls (sic). Lol.”

Magnotta wears designer Versace and Puma clothing behind bars, as revealed in photos obtained by the Sun, often posing alongside his new prison friend, a convicted pedophile named Jonathan Lafrance-Rivard.

In fact, he ends his upbeat letters with farewell messages like: “Love Forever your delicious Little Cupcake XOXOXOXO.”

How Delicious!

The Toronto Sun has added these images of our the caged cannibal:

 

 

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