For Hardcore Star Wars Fans, Homemade Light Saber Dildos
Just in case you missed our article on making your own customized dick toy with a 3-D printer, or for the true Star Wars enthusiasts out there, on today’s episode of “Arts and Cracks” here at GayPornBlog: the Star Wars Light Saber Glow-in-the-Dark Dildo!
This time, there is no risking embarrassment with a risque printing job, just gather a few simple objects and you’re on you war to inter-stellar anal enjoyment.
Step 1) Gather your supplies: a toy laser sword with a retractable blade, a brightly colored clear jelly dildo, a utility knife, and a mini LED flashlight. Match the color of the flashlight to the color of the dildo for the coordinated head to hole swaggar.
Step 2)With the utility knife, carefully cut a slot into the base of the dildos deep enough and wide enough for the flashlight to fit inside. Be careful not to cut too far toward the edges of the dildo or it will split in half.
Step 3)Turn the mini flashlight on and insert it into the opening in the base of the dildo, with the LED light pointing toward the dildos tip. Insert fully until it is flush with the base of the dildo.
Step 4)Insert the base of the jelly dildo into the opening in the top of the laser sword. You need to choose a dildo that will fit snugly inside this opening.
Turn out and lights and admire you handiwork
— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi) September 17, 2015
Share your handy work on social media so everyone you have ever met or ever will meet can know that the force is in you.
And when you’re done, may we suggest some ummmm, ummmm soup..
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