Gay Porn Stars: Down Under Edition

Posted March 5, 2008 12:15 AM by with 0 comments

remy-delaine-australian-gaypornstar-pic-uncut.jpgAfter spending last week in Sydney for Mardi Gras, I’m a little smitten with Aussie men. The sun damage makes them seem butcher and since you only hear half of what they say, it’s harder to tell that they’re talking like teenage girls. Like other smaller countries, their intensely proud of homegrown stars who’ve made it on to Hollywood — Heath Ledger, Eric Bana, Russell Crowe, Mel Gibson — well, not so much the last one these days, but you get the idea.

With porn, it’s a little bit harder — their mouths are too busy to talk and since Australia has some rather restrictive laws governing porn distribution, it doesn’t have the same appeal as it does in the US. But that doesn’t mean there’s NO ONE. After all, Good as Gold, Hard Studies and Escape from Sydney, as well as older titles like Manly Beach, and Jackaroos were all filmed there. Below, a few off the better Aussie Men. Not surprisingly, there are some big surprises Down Under.

Nice cocks and bad puns after the jump.
Jake Andrews is as close as one gets to stereotypical Aussies like Paul Hogan. Of course, we’d want to get closer.

Brad Patton could very well be his own continent.

You’re turrrible, Muriel! Actually, Sydneysider Brendan Austin‘s just a nasty boy.

I’ll resist making a joke about Mike Dasher’s Outback. Oops, too late!

Sean Davis has roughly an inch for every hour of flight from San Francisco. Where’s my boarding pass???

There are varieties of snake in Australia never seen elsewhere, but the hooded Remy Delaine is welcome to strike at anytime. And I’d be there to suck out the venom.

(Oh, the pain of these jokes is killing me. I’m sure I’m missing some, but I’m still jet lagged and hell, I can’t know EVERYTHING. Help a guy out, will ya? My vacation photos just aren’t don’t really, uh, measure up.)


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  1. will March 5th, 2008 at 2:33 AM

    HARD STUDIES? Are you sure about that one? (Don’t recall an Austrailian connection.)


  2. desslocktx March 5th, 2008 at 2:37 AM

    Throwing myself on Brad Patton would be my own Gallipoli. (ok thats my best pun at this hour) -Steve


  3. Will March 5th, 2008 at 2:43 AM

    I know jet-lag from Oz is a bitch. But also have to point out that Jake Andrews and Brad Patton aren’t Australian, though both appeared in GOOD AS GOLD. However, Joe Foster from that film is, I believe.


  4. ChicagoCub March 5th, 2008 at 11:22 AM

    I visited Sydney and I loved it there. Great place and hot men!

    (I also noted there are lots of asian men there which never shows up on TV or in the movies)

    Brad Patton has a great cock.

    Is anyone else sick of Jake Andrews??? I have seen him naked more often than I’ve seen myself. Give it a rest already.

    Remy Delaine is hot!!!!


  5. Will March 5th, 2008 at 1:04 PM

    Swill – Are you the author of this post, or is he still asleep? No matter. Damn, I could have sworn Brad Patton was Scandinavian of some variety. Who knew? As for HARD STUDIES, the post said it was filmed in Australia, which looked an awful lot like SF. And I did think GOOD AS GOLD played up a homecoming angle for Joe Foster, but it’s been a while.


  6. Zack March 5th, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    No Brian Hansen??


  7. gotta_tell_ya March 5th, 2008 at 9:53 PM

    Yeah they’re often cute and very sexy but they’re also as DUMB as a box of hair and their looks DO NOT keep.

    If you question the former assertion, just talk to one for – oh – about five minutes and if you question the latter take a look at Julian McMahon five years ago and then look at his latest nude turn on that train wreck, Nip/Tuck.

    The moral of the story is — Aussies, fuck’em while they’re hot.


  8. stretch March 6th, 2008 at 12:18 AM

    Hey Mike
    FYI Rémy Delaine is French, by way of New Caledonia…As close to Australia as France will ever be!


  9. Toybox DD March 6th, 2008 at 5:00 AM

    Kane O’Farrell was seen at the Toybox party at Luna Park the day after the Mardi Gras party. Any other porn stars sighted?


  10. PushyBottom March 6th, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    and Russell Crowe is really a Kiwi — not an Aussie.


  11. gio March 10th, 2008 at 12:40 AM

    Brad Patton is Dutch.


  12. will March 10th, 2008 at 12:12 PM

    Gio — Are you sure? Thank God! I thought I was going crazy when they said he was really Australian.


  13. eagletackle72 March 10th, 2008 at 8:50 PM

    What’s with the grief about Jake Andrews? He’s a hot man who never got the star treatment he deserved when he was based out in SF. If he’s found recognition DownUnder, more power to him! Wish I could look as good as him!!!


  14. will March 12th, 2008 at 9:58 AM

    Jake Andrews has mostly been in retirement from porn for many years, and his only connection to Australia as far as I know is his appearance in GOOD AS GOLD.


  15. craig March 13th, 2008 at 3:46 AM

    Brad Patton was born in Melbourne his mother is australian and his father is swedish.Just read it on his own site.


  16. Boredloser March 16th, 2008 at 5:25 AM

    According to a bio, Joe Foster was born and raised in Sydney. Brad Patton lives in Amsterdam, was raised in Sweden but was born in Austrailia to an Aussie mother. And Jake Andrews was born in the midwest but has lived in Austrailia for years. All things considered, the post isn’t all that off. Oh and, as someone already posted, Hard Studies was shot in the U.S. but it focuses on an Australian exchange student played by Brian Hansen who was born in Australia but was raised in many places in Europe. Damn, I have no life.


  17. andthat'sthat March 16th, 2008 at 5:32 AM

    And Remy Delaine is from French Polynesia, as someone pointed out, but he moved to Sydney, years back and was discovered there.


  18. ellis January 30th, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    i want them huge cocks rammed in my arse so hard i scream.. im hard thinking of it..


  19. Australian Bowing To American Intelligence March 2nd, 2010 at 5:21 AM

    To the supercilious “gotta_tell_ya”! So you’ve viewed a few Australian’s on the big or small screen. Perhaps you’ve met or even more with a few of them. I don’t suppose the word Generalization, (I changed it to the incorrect spelling to suit your American sense of self-righteousness), means anything to you. Of course one must remember that of the 15 million Australian men, we are all mentally deficient or in a more intelligent terminology – as dumb as a box of hair. Appreciation to you for sharing your highly advanced verbal skills and additionally for your platitudes of brilliance with us all. Australians and Americans alike. Truly inspirational.


  20. David August 25th, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    hi im David was intrested in doing gay porn but cant find studios in syd near penrith area if you know or can link me to one ill be greatfull.


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