Gay Porn Star or Celebrity Sex Symbol: James Bond Edition

Posted November 21, 2006 8:44 PM by with 11 comments

porn-star-or-daniel-craig-skin-pic.jpgSince I’m surrounded by gay porn all day, I can get testy and disgruntled when a celebrity sex symbol doesn’t bare it all. Frankly, if someone wants to see you naked, you’re sort of obligated to let them. But most male celebrities still won’t budge. I mean, the nerve!

Case in point: Daniel Craig, the new James Bond. In Casino Royale, Craig is gets into gear as skimpy as anything Halle Berry had to bare. At one point he gets naked, but it’s side view only. Of course, he tries to make up for it by laughing his way through a torture session easily comparable with extreme CBT (if you can find pics, let me know).

Regardless, if you want to see onscreen sex symbols in action, most of the time you have to do a little creative substitution. Below, my pics for Bond’s porn star fill-ins…If the World’s Not Enough for your Pierce Brosnan fetish …

you might want to Die Another Day, like sweet superbottom Joey Stefano.


If Roger Moore won’t fill your Octopussy,

… you can always get yer moon raked by Jeff Stryker.


And if Sean Connery won’t give you his Goldfinger,

… you might take a lesson in scoring from twink-hunting Jake Cruise.

Oh, I slay myself.

For actual nude celebs, of course, there are sites like (which has Mr. Craig nude in a tub from his role in 2000’s Some Voices. Just so you know…


11 responses to Gay Porn Star or Celebrity Sex Symbol: James Bond Edition

  1. Mikey November 21st, 2006 at 7:51 PM

    Daniel Craig actually does bare all full frontal in some of the films hes done!!


  2. jhuberts November 21st, 2006 at 8:01 PM

    Very good.


  3. Anonymous November 22nd, 2006 at 6:37 AM

    Daniel Craig is sex on a cracker! Oh and he’s been nude many times. LOVE IS THE DEVIL (full frontal Daniel) is one that comes to mind. He’s played gay, too; most recently in INFAMOUS.


  4. nijinsky November 22nd, 2006 at 6:41 AM

    The day Hollywood actually cares to actually tell the true story about what the life of a hooker is like and the day that the porno industry is more interested in gentle sex than the latest means of making coercion out to be exciting….


  5. Jett Blakk November 25th, 2006 at 1:34 AM

    Daniel Craig is truly a gorgeous man! He has done full frontal nudity in LOVE IS THE DEVIL and backside nudity in THE MOTHER.



  6. jeragogo November 29th, 2006 at 8:37 AM

    Hey Nijinsky, would you care to get around to your point? Or any point for that matter? Preferably something, ANYTHING that has to do with Casino Royale and/or Daniel Craig. And I think you missed one or two great opportunites to use the word “basically” in a nearly as useless fashion as “actually” in there.


  7. Ivan December 1st, 2006 at 2:24 AM



  8. wow December 3rd, 2006 at 12:04 AM

    CASINO ROYALE was an utter piece of crap. The “reinvention” of the franchise was misguided, ill-conceived and sloppily handled. However, Daniel Craig, by no means classically handsome, is INCREDIBLY sexy and has been for years!

    Being treated to a scene in which a naked, sweaty Daniel is tied to a chair (granted, I’m not into torture but I was able to disassociate) was the only reason I didn’t storm the box office and demand my money back.

    If future Bond films are made by the same hacks who made this latest one they’ll be well-advised to get Daniel as naked as possible in as many scenes as possible.

    It will most likely be future films’ ONLY redeeming aspect.


  9. topper December 6th, 2006 at 2:25 AM

    Daniel is hot. Nicely put together and so desireable. Built for me and would not turn away…


  10. yess December 13th, 2006 at 10:42 PM

    fick i love gay men


  11. pexter January 26th, 2007 at 11:53 AM

    I’d hit dat.


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