Pretty Penis Alert! Parker Perry & Bryce Star

Posted May 27, 2012 3:54 AM by with 8 comments

Bryce Star paying for sex? Sure, why not. The plot of episode two of Hooker Stories from NakedSword Originals has something to do with Bryce doing a few bumps of an unidentified white powder and hiring Parker Perry to pound him. My undying love for Parker Perry (or, “Ol’ Furbutt”, as I like to call him) is no secret. Bryce Star, a relative newcomer, is fast becoming one of my favorites as well. While Bryce is less hairier and a bit thicker than Parker, both have nicely cropped beards and extremely handsome faces.

Parker Perry Bryce Star NakedSword Hooker Stories

But to me, this scene is all about the penis. Long, thick, and well-proportioned, the two have just about the prettiest penises around. Parker’s has ample and shiny mushroom head and foreskin for days. Meanwhile, Bryce’s cock is like so well proportioned and such a perfect vein layout, it almost looks like a dildo. Let’s take a closer look at these peens, shall we:

Parker Perry Bryce Star NakedSword Hooker Stories

If I could marry a penis, I think I would have a hard time deciding which one of these two long dongs to go down the aisle with and spend the rest of my life with. I should just marry both, you say? To be honest, I don’t think I’m ready to wrap my head around the idea of polygamous penis marriage. But I digress, back to these cocks:

Parker Perry and Bryce Star have Pretty Penises

Parker Perry Bryce Star NakedSword Hooker Stories

Save the date: I'm getting married!!!

Where should we register? Anyway, my only complaint about this scene (and it’s really a rather minor quibble), is that they don’t flip-flop: Parker’s great as a top or bottom, and I would have loved to have seen Bryce’s fat tool plow my favorite fury ass. Check out the trailer:

Parker Perry and Bryce Star In “Hooker Stories” Exclusively On NakedSword
Parker Perry’s Having The Best Birthday Ever!
Bryce Star in “It Gets Bigger” On NakedSword


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8 responses to Pretty Penis Alert! Parker Perry & Bryce Star

  1. T-Bird May 28th, 2012 at 5:12 AM

    Two of the sexiest guys together at last. Yum!


  2. Peter E May 28th, 2012 at 10:45 AM

    Bryce would be hot if it weren’t for those stupid, hideous tattoos. As it stands, they just turn me off. Too bad, with that face and body…


  3. Shamama May 28th, 2012 at 11:38 AM

    Really? I was just thinking that he has some of the least obnoxious tattoos of any porn star.


  4. Joe May 28th, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    Good God, I’m sick to death of people bitching about tattoos.

    We get it. You don’t like it. Your meager opinion isn’t going to prompt anyone to not get one, so accept that people are going to look the way they want, rather than the way you want, and shut the hell up about it already.



    • jeremy May 30th, 2012 at 1:38 PM

      i totally agree with you. in fact i love the tattoos


    • M Australia June 2nd, 2012 at 3:05 AM

      Disagree Joe, they look good on some on others they are hideous, it is a matter of opinion, so how about just ignoring others’ views I HATE TATTOOS (mostly) there said it, freedom of speech and all that I thought you Americans valued then you tell people to shut up. 1984.


  5. CJ May 29th, 2012 at 9:12 PM

    AMEN Joe!

    If you have a problem with guys in porn that have tattoos, WATCH DIFFERENT PORN!! Vintage porn would be a good alternative, and there are LOTS of guys that are not inked in the porn of today.

    Enough already with the bitching! It’s naked men with hardons! They could be purple and it would be ok with me!


  6. Paul F June 4th, 2012 at 3:55 PM

    Body builders with big veins popping out on their arms make me queezy in a bad way, but on a cock, they make my dick drool. Tattoos? No problem. Excessive piercings? Shudder.


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