Gay Porn Babylon: GayVN Red Carpet Round Up

Posted March 3, 2007 5:48 PM by with 0 comments

gay-porn-awards-pic-hoodlums.jpg This was the first year that the GayVN Awards were held last weekend in San Francisco and for weeks the city was abuzz with one crucial question: What does one wear to the Gay Porn Oscars? (Cue the International Male hotline.)

As a public service (or is it a cautionary tale?), we present some of the highlights. This year, as it was in the beginning and will be until the end, the gay porn firmament is a guady, garish and gorgeous selection of homosexual indulgences. Having trouble with the stock market? You might want to invest in bronzer futures or put your money in peroxide. Forget the fugs; Tara Reid ain’t got nuffin’ on gay porn! If anyone knows where I can find a good deal on some unicorn pelt, I got some sewing to do…gay-porn-awards-pic-francois-sagat.jpg
Francois Sagat’s crisp and clean in his white shirt, but it doesn’t mean he can (or should) resist the gay porn’s most enduring fashion dictum: The top of your shirt must remain sexily unbuttoned!

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South Beach-meets-Serbia in Collin O’Neal as he checks his latest discovery, nine-inch New Yorker Roman Ragazzi, for misplaced piercings.

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A Ma Barker chaperone … the ultimate accessory!

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Director Chris Steele and his own Ma Barker: GayVN Best Screenplay Nominee Austin Deeds.

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Eddie Stone … or Fred Flintstone?

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Chi Chi paged Michael Alig … and he answered!

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Falcon exclusive Erik Rhodes bows to Kathy Griffin’s catcall and shows us the suit he looks best in.

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Curiosity shops: Porn-trepeneur Jason Sechrest brings West Hollywood north.

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Of course, New Yorker Gus Mattox is nothin’ but class.

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Pocket Watchers: Distinguished gentleman Michael Lucas …

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… and Studio 2000 star Jeremy Hall swap the hanky code for pocket squares.

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I guess when you’re as sexy as Johnny Hazzard, you gotta hide your love away lest fans tear you to pieces.

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The press, of course, is nothing but trouble.

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Evidently Best Non-Sex Performance winner Paul Barresi was well suited to his Velvet Mafia role.

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Yes, Doug Jeffries is America’s Next Top Model. Or given his vast filmography, America’s Last Top.

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No comment. Feel free to supply your own.

Mike

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  1. mark March 5th, 2007 at 7:00 AM

    did rose mcgowan have a garage sale. need a coat. take one throw rug, scissors and cut two holes for arms.. what a mess.

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  2. rich March 5th, 2007 at 9:20 AM

    did he kill a muppet?

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  3. STARRFUCKER March 5th, 2007 at 9:23 AM

    GREAT PICS>

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  4. strongarm March 6th, 2007 at 2:05 PM

    I’ve been missing my fishing net. ooOOoo lookie, it caught a fury penis

    Eddie Stone or Fred Flintstone, I liked that one.

    Eric Rhodes is hot! and Gus is looking very sexy too! Very nice pictures, rather tasteful too!

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  5. Anonymous March 7th, 2007 at 12:05 AM

    thats the thing when you cast your net in open water.. you’ll never know what its gonna DRAG out there!

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  6. slimyungtop March 8th, 2007 at 9:07 PM

    WHO is that hottie in the pic under johnny hazzard’s pic?

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  7. watcher March 10th, 2007 at 3:45 AM

    Who ARE those hoodlums anyway?

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  8. Rocky Brown March 12th, 2007 at 9:16 AM

    “Who ARE those hoodlums anyway?”

    Haha… let me answer that (cuz I am in the picture)…right to left, starting with me (the one in the hat):

    Rocky Brown – me, owner, director, producer for Eon Films
    Natalia Vicente – my mother
    Jacob Kalski – my boyfriend (in the back)
    Jordan Evans – Eon Films exclusive model
    Bond Mission – Eon Films make-up and hair artist

    There you go. :-)

    Rocky

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  9. Sin Sombrero March 15th, 2007 at 7:01 AM

    Thank you for the info. I thought it was the new Menudo with one original member and Courtney Love.

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  10. xopher April 5th, 2007 at 10:50 PM

    Who is the beautiful redhead in the pic below Johhny Hazzard?

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