Five Card Stud

Posted July 19, 2017 4:52 AM by Harlan with 0 comments

If losing the game meant you got impaled by Hoyt Kogan in every hole, you’d do the same thing Jeroen Mondrian did: stack the deck to get the dick.

One of the secrets of Hoyt’s burgeoning chops at a top is his double-jointed tongue that has the ability to rim in fifth gear.

Jeroen didn’t just get Hoyt’s dick, he also got a helicopter ride.

A helicopter ride and a creampie. And Hoyt got a parting shot too, right to the kisser.