Gay? Maybe. But Shakespeare Was Definitely A Stoner

Posted August 13, 2015 6:37 AM by with 0 comments

We’re now sure of at least one of the things Shakespeare put in his mouth and yes, it’s long and cylindrical. Just what did South African scientists discover lurking in 400 year old pipes from Shakespeare’s garden? According to The Telegraph, cannabis. Shakespeare Was Definitely A Stoner.

The scientists employed a testing method called gas ‘chromatography mass spectrometry,’ which confirmed what people have speculated about for years: Shakespeare Was Definitely A Stoner.

Even Othello knew it …

O thou weed,

Who art so lovely fair and smell’st so sweet

That the sense aches at thee, would thou hadst

ne’er been born!

— Othello, Act 4, Scene 2, lines 69 – 72

So now we can go back to speculating just how gay Shakespeare was. In fact, if he was as gay as we know he was, the Bard balling could have looked something like this …

Or as they are calling it at, Gay of Thrones – Episode 6 with Johnny Rapid, Gabriel Cross and Darius Ferdynand.

Check the filmography of our players today:
Johnny Rapid at | Juicy Boys
Gabriel Cross at | Randy Blue
Darius Ferdynand at |NakedSword

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