Dirty, Dirty Sanchez: Anatomy of a Hustler

Posted April 4, 2007 12:14 AM by with 20 comments

matt_sanchez_marine_sm.jpgThe slang definition of a hustler is a man who has sex for money. Gay men — as reflected by classics like “Hustler White” and “My Own Private Idaho” — romanticize the lone streetwalker with a heart of gold, but the word has far more insidious implications in the wider lexicon. American Heritage defines “hustler” as “a person who employs fraudulent or unscrupulous methods to obtain money”.

It’s certainly amusing to see gay porn star turned right-wing mouth piece Matt Sanchez/Rod Majors squirm in this hilarious interview with former “Cheaters” host Jack E. Jett, where not only does he say he doesn’t remember sucking cock on film, (these should refresh your memory, hon!) but he goes so far as to espouse this hateful Ann Coutler-esque sound bite:

“Gay men are like fundamentalist Muslims. If you leave their religion they have to send out a fatwa and demand your execution.”

But as it turns out, American Heritage’s definition may be a more accurate way of describing Sanchez. His gay porn past and subsequent amnesia may be be the least of his problems, as he may soon be facing criminal charges for stealing from Army veterans, of all people …
On Sunday, the Military Times reported that Sanchez is under investigation for soliciting $12,000 from private organizations — including the New York City United War Veterans Council — for a deployment to Iraq that he never made. Should we be surprised? A true hustler doesn’t care where his money comes from: a meal ticket is a meal ticket … whether it’s a horny john he picked up on the street or a veteran.

Hey Matt, did you forget you also licked ass on film, too?

See Cpl. Matt Sanchez in action for yourself:
Watch him in “Built Tough”
Watch him in “Man to Men”

Jack (Thanks to Dwayne for the tip.)

20 responses to Dirty, Dirty Sanchez: Anatomy of a Hustler

  1. Salami Joe April 4th, 2007 at 3:56 AM

    Why should we be surprised? Hypocrisy and scandal seem to go hand in hand with the neo-cons. Sanchez is an Ann Coulter wannabe who has realized that there is big money to be made in neo-conservatism, and true to neo-con form, when he is caught in a big scandalous lie, he makes himself out to be the victim and comes down with amnesia when pressed on his contradictions. Big baby.


  2. Anonymous April 4th, 2007 at 10:52 AM

    Salami Joe,

    I couldn’t agree with you more. Though I’d add that we should all stop talking about it.

    These sad neo-con pundits (and wannabe pundits) are buoyed up by attention, regardless of the stripe, so let’s not give it to them.


  3. Jay S. April 4th, 2007 at 11:33 AM

    I’m sorry, but I think this story is just unnecessary for a blog like this. Isn’t this site gaypornblog.com? not gaypornwithahelpingofpoliticalrhetoric.com just because one is gay does not automatically make them a democratic supporter. So please, stick to the topic at hand, gay porn, and don’t venture off into the world of politics. Please.


  4. T. S. April 4th, 2007 at 1:05 PM

    Anyhow as a porn actor Rod Majors was very cute, nice body, face & dick. What circumstances bring him to make such a mess out of his life (military career in this homophobic army!)?


  5. L.S.W. April 4th, 2007 at 3:23 PM

    I totally disagree with the post that says you shouldn’t include politics in your web site. Expect lots of noise from Republikkkans and such. They HATE being exposed for the fascist America Haters that they are.


  6. L.S.W. April 4th, 2007 at 3:24 PM

    I disagree with the post that says you shouldn’t include politics in your web site. Expect lots of noise from Republikkkans and such. They HATE being exposed for the fascist America Haters that they are. Keep up the good work!


  7. fedup April 4th, 2007 at 4:04 PM

    Jay S., you fucking moron. You JUST made a political comment and then said “Let’s not get political.”

    Are you learning disabled or just a typical right-leaning homo?


  8. Salami Joe April 4th, 2007 at 6:54 PM

    Jay, I agree that just being gay is does not make for automatic inclusion on GayPornBlog.com, but Matt Sanchez WAS a gay porn star, which to my mind, makes him eligible. And yes, I do agree with you about being a publicity-seeker. Ann Coulter always says something outrageous right before a book comes out. Tom DeLay compared liberals to Nazis as HIS book is coming out. Expect Sanchez to try to pop back into the news with something offensively outlandish before his inevitable book release.


  9. teetoe April 4th, 2007 at 11:19 PM

    I think we should let him “keep on keepin on”. Hes the one making himself look like a douche bag and keeps getting caught. Karma’s a bitch! Not only is he isolating himself from the gay community, but does he really think the likes of Ann “the cunt” Coulter will accept him. I think not!


  10. mr.porn April 5th, 2007 at 12:24 AM

    very hot


  11. Patric April 7th, 2007 at 1:40 PM

    I’m sick of all the talk about him. Let him bury himself with all his “I don’t remember that” and “I have no comment”. Maybe he’ll head back to the porn industry when he realizes he’s talking and nobody is listening. Hmmm…Pundit Porn. I wonder if that will be the next wave after celeb sex tapes.


  12. maxxxx April 7th, 2007 at 3:20 PM

    omg a come back to gay porn now would be SOOOO hot! ESP if he did a dirty sanchez


  13. Stephen April 7th, 2007 at 5:14 PM

    I think we’re giving this guy w-a-a-y more discussion time than he’s worth.


  14. TONKA! April 7th, 2007 at 8:28 PM

    you do know how funny “dirty sanchez” is, right? it’s funny on so many levels. This guy was born for porn. And it’s bigoted, and so many other things that in light of what he accused the campus ISO of at columbia, make it side splittingly hilarious. Let it never end!

    On a separate note: are the only people who visit this site (with, of course, the fabulous exception of myself) middle aged bitter old queens and closeted ugly old men?


  15. ExHack April 8th, 2007 at 12:19 AM

    When a man who has sex with other men attacks other men who have sex with other men, he becomes a big fat f—ing hypocrite who deserves to be outed.

    When that man has had sex in front of a camera for money, he is a hypocrite who’s fair game for a gay porn site.

    I’ll add that I’m not a Marine, but I’ve had close (non-romantic or sexual) associations with a number of Marines, and I respect their brotherhood and corporate culture a great deal. Sanchez didn’t disgrace it by being a porn star before his association with the Marine Corps, but he disgraced it through his hypocrisy – and, if the recent allegations are true, using his Marine affiliation to con money from individuals and organizations.

    In short, he’s a pig (and not the good kind.)


  16. fnln April 8th, 2007 at 2:09 AM

    I agree that he shouldn’t get attention, but the gay right was falling all over itself about Sanchez…until Sanchez started looking like a mirror image of itself. The gay right constantly defends and partners up with people that think gays are diseased, sick, and abnormal. No reason not to fight back as far as I am concerned, no matter where it happens….including Gay Porn Blog.


  17. ande April 8th, 2007 at 11:56 PM

    who in fuck is ann coulter?


  18. John April 10th, 2007 at 1:52 PM

    Consider this metaphor: If there ever comes a day when they back up the bus and load up all the gays, Sanchez (as well as all these “gay-for-pay” types) is a fool to think there won’t be a one-way ticket for him, too. The Ann Coulters of the world do not embrace him; they only want to use him. He really has no one.


  19. do_not_like_it_sam_I_am April 10th, 2007 at 3:56 PM


    For your sake, I hope you don’t live in the US. If you do and still ask that question you better have been in a coma for the last 12 years or so and have just woken up.

    Are YOU fucking serious? It’s not she’s terribly important in the grand scheme BUT she is more influential than someone like her should be and that makes her dangerous.

    Notice that I didn’t say who she is. If you want information, look it up, lazy boy.


  20. JJ April 10th, 2007 at 6:38 PM

    I’m just sorry to know there’s a republican neo-con out there with a big dick. I always thought them to be dickless.


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