Caption This: Fisting All Stars

Posted December 22, 2008 11:53 PM by with 22 comments


(Image of Jonathan Doe (left), Evan Matthews, and Mike Power (right) courtesy Club Inferno’s Fisting All Stars)

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22 responses to Caption This: Fisting All Stars

  1. Anonymous December 23rd, 2008 at 4:58 AM

    Honey, where did you put the tiki torches?


  2. tim December 23rd, 2008 at 9:39 AM

    Uh, have you guys seen the ball?


  3. Anonymous December 23rd, 2008 at 9:40 AM

    i’ve heard of the 7th inning stretch but this is redunkulous.


  4. Fred December 23rd, 2008 at 12:09 PM

    Shoving baseball bats up your ass. Well, there’s a concept……


  5. Porn shooter December 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 PM

    What idiot thought of this? If the intention of the producers was to destroy the reputation of the performers by making them look silly, they succeeded… big time!


  6. Chicagoman December 23rd, 2008 at 2:16 PM

    I wondered why the bats smelled like sh*t


  7. Paul December 23rd, 2008 at 2:44 PM

    “Boy, this baseball bat is really stretching out my asshole.”


  8. Bill's Lover December 23rd, 2008 at 2:54 PM

    “Say, do you have more lube? Because I’m shoving a baseball bat up my asshole right now and I could use some more lube.”


  9. Crankier December 23rd, 2008 at 3:36 PM

    “Hey why do I feel like a tripod?”


  10. tommy December 23rd, 2008 at 3:57 PM

    “Is it me or are these bar stools really narrow?”


  11. Johnny December 23rd, 2008 at 5:04 PM

    “MARY” Christmas!


  12. Anonymous December 23rd, 2008 at 6:19 PM



  13. Greg December 23rd, 2008 at 8:56 PM

    No , you are supposed to put your head on the bat and spin around


  14. Chris Cranky December 24th, 2008 at 6:04 AM

    Funny how none of these captions are even remotely sexy…a baseball bat up the ass is not sexy that’s why!


  15. peter December 24th, 2008 at 4:59 PM

    The captions may not be sexy but the ‘bar stools’ comment is very funny.


  16. Elpidia December 24th, 2008 at 11:20 PM

    Buy me some penis and Cracker Jacks…


  17. Boo-Boo December 26th, 2008 at 10:18 AM

    I tried putting a baseball bat in my bf’s ass last night – it didn’t work – his ass ripped and he bled all over.


  18. all-american December 27th, 2008 at 10:41 AM

    This video’s as all-american as apple pie and Chevrolet


  19. jake January 5th, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    OK… Fisting is hot, rosebuds, on the other hand are not. I do not need to see the great unknown. I watched this movie and repeatedly had to skip ahead because of this guys awesome blossom. ack!

    Oh, and the loser with the helmut on keeps it on the entire time. WITH sunglasses on under that.

    ick ick ick


  20. Cock-fuck October 21st, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    Um. No one finds this sexy? Cause I do!! It’s so hot! I wanna see the video.


  21. josphe November 12th, 2010 at 1:41 PM

    Lone to have hard wild sex


  22. barebackpissboy March 12th, 2012 at 1:16 AM

    hope they don’t use a wood bat, imagine the blisters, and if somebody put pine tar on the bat … ow! would that sting up your butt!


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