Posted January 6, 2017 7:21 AM by with 2 comments

They sure can pick ’em. But when it comes to naming their finds, too often they miss. With both joy and regret, say hello to Taylor Shift.

Taylor Shift. Remember, I’m just the messenger here.

Though GayHoopla hit one of their finer notes with the flip fuck of Alex Griffen and Collin Simpson already, with a moniker this stupid, people are talking about his ridiculous name … instead of how ridiculously fine — and how much potential — this guy has.

gay porn star taylor shiftTaylor is a California boy who loves the sun and Perry Ellis silk boxer briefs. And the video camera loves him back. In the trailer at the bottom, he looks nearly flawless from every angle in every frame.

 
gay porn star taylor shiftHe certainly was blessed by the gene pool to start with. But it’s refreshing to know that no one is gifted everywhere. And while Taylor will never win a big dick contest, once again, that pole looks better, and bigger, in motion.

 
gay porn star taylor shiftYes, please. I’ll take a pair for every night of the month.

 
gay porn star taylor shiftWe don’t find out where, when, on how he likes to use that dick.

 
gay porn star taylor shiftAnd if there’s a G-d in heaven, those rear assets will prove to be not purely decorative.

 
gay porn star taylor shiftCurious about the chest tat too? Turns out it’s from gay poet Ralph Waldo Emerson. I sure hope that is a clue to his sexuality. But I hope they bring him back soon with a playmate so we cann find out out with a visual.

[Watch Taylor Shift at GayHoopla]

[See his XXX trailer at The Sword]

 
 

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2 responses to When Bad Porn Names Happen To Hot Guys

  1. adam January 6th, 2017 at 8:26 PM

    Call me shallow, but his dick’s too small. That ass, on the other hand, is supremely fuckable.

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    • Captain Proton January 7th, 2017 at 10:39 PM

      ok shallow, but with those muscles to drive it he could probably make you feel every bit of it.

      Reply

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