Posted January 17, 2005 10:36 PM by with 10 comments

Kiss, Suck, Rim, Fuck, Shoot. Gay porn can get a bit formulaic. That’s when you call Hot House. Or, more particluarly their aptly titled Plain Wrapped line of fisticuffs and fellation. You wouldn’t want your mailman seeing these.

What can’t director Steven Scarborough‘s assemblage of muscle-studs cram up their back ends? I’ve been lending a hand at Hot House recently, and it’s given me a chance to go through Scarborough’s intensive program of cheek-spreading and prostate-kneeding. Not to mention long-term storage.

Fists of fury? For human turducken Johnny Rider, if it ain’t bigger than a fist, he won’t even blink let alone wince. If it’s bigger than a breadbox, it a good chance he’s got already got one up there. It’s like he’s got a multilevel parking garage in his colon. But he’s not the only one. It’s funny to watch the cartoonish procession of dildoes that these kids can take. Bravo, chums. You’re better men than I.My favorite so far is a scene in the provocatively-titled Batter Up! where Abercrombie-and-Fitch stud Steve Harper helps a jock-strapped Brad Dodger fit number of softball-sized toys and, eventually, a stainless steel bat up his ass. And both of them are just eatin’ the shit up. It’s long, laborious but very, very sexy. Oh, there’s also a cum shot in a catcher’s mitt, which has gotta be worth something.

The boys — er, men — at Hot House are hot and horny ass pigs. it also reminds me that there are REALLY HUGE DILDOES out there. Jack and I used to be obsessed with this one in the Castro in the shape of a baby, but it’s gone now. I don’t know if anyone ever got it up in them, but evidently it’s now considered a work of art or something.

Mike

10 responses to Extreme Assplay: Plain Wrapped Gay Porn

  1. Moses January 18th, 2005 at 4:12 PM

    Looking how to contact the gay porn star Johnny Rider.

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  2. Emo January 19th, 2005 at 8:09 AM

    “Human turducken.” haha…

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  3. Michael Roma! January 19th, 2005 at 5:30 PM

    Unfortunately Moses, Johnny made only a handful (pun intended) of movies with us and then disappeared. However, to this day he remains one of the most popular models with the Plain Wrapped viewing audience.

    Michael Roma
    PR/Promotions
    Hot House Entertainment, Inc.

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  4. mr PAM January 21st, 2005 at 3:49 AM

    Ohhhh…. memories! That photo looks like the notorious “Batter Up” which I actually edited many years ago :) Johnny Rider was my first introduction to extreme ass play videos 7 years ago. Every scene of his I affectionately called “Butthole magic tricks”.

    Ohhh Steven Scarborough… my virgin eyes will never be the same again. “What’s a rosebud???” I adore you!

    kisses… mr PAM!

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  5. Joshua adams January 31st, 2005 at 7:19 PM

    man, i still don’t get how you can get that big in!!!

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  6. Jeff February 21st, 2005 at 2:21 PM

    This sounds really off the wall…

    Looking for another ass pig (as I am) who can help me finish coding my web site (have it 75% done, but that last 25% is the hardest).

    In the Los Angeles CA area.

    If anyone knows of someone, feel free to send this to them.

    Respond to:

    jandwal@aol.com

    Thanks,

    Jeff

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  7. Johnny Rider August 9th, 2005 at 2:30 PM

    Thanks for the comments guys. You’ll find me at DeepHole4Two@aol.com.

    Johnny Rider

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  8. guest January 11th, 2006 at 6:44 PM

    dude,
    why the fuck is Cockring.org site closed?
    LOL

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  9. joshexxxboy September 21st, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    johnny was the inspiration for me to start exploring my one hole….and i am wanting to stretch…like that…have spoken w/michael roma and that sister of perpetual indulence is also an ass inspiration…. keep grinding out the xxxxtreme assplay vids

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  10. joshexxxboy December 22nd, 2011 at 12:21 AM

    anyone know where i can obtain a version of the now deleted plowboy dildo johnny used in mo betta butt and drs orders formerly sold by mr s as well as the jock all leather he wore in those two flicks.. sm 30 inch waist here or the similar one he wore in falcons in deep.. am ready to stretch for the right top Sir Master or Daddy> email joshexxxboy@gmail.com

    also have add on men4rentnow.com profile joshexxxboy

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