Caption, Anyone?

Posted January 15, 2014 12:42 PM by with 21 comments

Angel Rock in NakedSword's The Mix

(Angel Rock gets familiar with craft services on the set of NakedSword’s The Mix)

Anyone care to come up with a better caption? Leave it in the comments (plus fun hardcore BTS clip from “The Mix”) after the jump …

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21 responses to Caption, Anyone?

  1. James January 15th, 2014 at 12:56 PM

    No dick in the dip


  2. adam January 15th, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    Having run out of Spoons on the set, Angel Rock uses his uncut cock to stir the Guac.


  3. tristan January 15th, 2014 at 1:01 PM

    Why does this guacamole taste like piss?


  4. Richard Grant Muir January 15th, 2014 at 1:03 PM

    Are you SURE you want to use guacamole as lube? I know we’re out, but…


  5. nsaff January 15th, 2014 at 1:05 PM

    I do not like cocks in my guac, I do not like them Angel Rock!


  6. Desslocktx January 15th, 2014 at 1:06 PM

    Proper guacamole requires sour cream.


  7. Jon January 15th, 2014 at 1:10 PM

    with, or without, piss?


  8. Gary January 15th, 2014 at 1:28 PM

    Yes, I know I cum a lot. This proves it. But I think I’ve picked up an STD.


  9. Jaymes January 15th, 2014 at 1:43 PM

    Angel Rock creates the latest culinary delight: Cock-amole


  10. jack January 15th, 2014 at 4:06 PM

    I’ve heard of head cheese,but that’s incredible!


  11. Ryan January 15th, 2014 at 4:13 PM

    I do not like Green Spooge and Dick.

    I do not like them in my mouth.
    I do not like them in my house.
    I do not like them in my butt.
    I do not like them in my smut.


  12. david67usa January 15th, 2014 at 6:38 PM

    I can think of a few:

    If guacamole is pronounced “goo-wack-a-mo-ly”
    how come we don’t pronounce piss hole “piz-ho-ly”
    Fusion cuisine: Pizholyguacamoly!

    Fusion cuisine – Adickcado, dip and dessert in one.

    Even anteaters like guacamole

    What do these have in common? They’re both super foods.

    Green head cheese?


  13. Jett Blakk January 16th, 2014 at 6:21 AM

    Yeah, you better get that looked at.



  14. nsaff January 16th, 2014 at 1:42 PM

    Yeah that is what I was going for lol.


  15. Joe January 16th, 2014 at 4:42 PM

    Angel Rock never told what the secret ingredient was that made his guacamole taste so good.


  16. JT January 17th, 2014 at 8:45 AM

    Can I just ask you guys why the scene with Race Cooper was not posted on your website? You have talked before about the fact that gay porn is very white yet this was the only scene you haven’t created a blog post on. Thanks.


  17. Jack January 17th, 2014 at 9:43 AM

    JT –

    The only reason why we didn’t post the Race/Blue Bailey scene was because it came out while I was on x-mas/new years vacation. It was just a matter of bad timing.

    — Jack


  18. Nat January 18th, 2014 at 1:06 AM

    Would anyone like some cockamole?


  19. JT January 19th, 2014 at 3:14 AM

    Thanks Jack, sorry for the misunderstanding.


  20. Robert January 19th, 2014 at 8:15 PM

    Holy Moelee! Cum like Guacamole!


  21. Randyo February 7th, 2014 at 1:47 PM



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