2010 GayVN Gay Porn ‘Oscar’ Noms Announced

Posted August 18, 2010 9:30 AM by with 3 comments

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Start picking out your harness now, because the GayVNs are back and filthier than ever! The nominations for the 2010 Awards — presented by NakedSword, hosted by Alec Mapa, filmed by Showtime and scheduled to take place over the shockingly perverse Folsom Fair Weekend — were released under cover of darkness last night, and we’re gearing up to rub ourselves raw evaluating the competition. In terms of volume, Raging Stallion was the big winner again (Focus/ Refocus and Tales of Arabian Nights), with tight competition from Lucas (Wall Street, Inside Israel) and Chi Chi LaRue’s Rascal (Taken: to the Lowest Level) and, perhaps not surprisingly, veteran gay porn director Joe Gage’s self-produced Dad Takes A Fishing Trip.

The full list of nominees is available here, but we’ve come up with a few battles that we’re really curious about.

Best Proxy Battle for the Mosque at Ground Zero
Lucas’ Inside Israel vs. Raging Stallion’s Tales of Arabian Nights
Gay Porn without Penis
Computer-generated sex scenes from Pirate’s Booty vs the testosterone-generated genitalia of Buck Angel’s Ultimate Fucking Club

Viral Video Award
Now that GayVN finally acknowledged that there’s porn on the internet, will RandyBlue (That 70s Gay Porn Movie) beat out Kink.com’s Rough Gods?

Porn Pundit Award
Does the lack of noms for famed teabagger Wolf Hudson forecast a bigger victory for Wall Street (Lucas Entertaiment)?

Sarah Palin Porn Neologism Award
The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus.

Sons of Chuck Award
Which of the former Falcon directors will battle it out for the legacy of founder Chuck Holmes? Among the pornographers who passed through that training ground were Steven Scarborough (Skuff IV), John Rutherford (Hot Bods), Chi Chi LaRue (Taken), Chris Ward (Focus/Refocus) and Kris Weston (Lotus).

Battle of the Exchange Rates
The dollar fallen so far that it’s as cheap to film with guys from Long Island City — cf. Queens Plaza Pickup (Real Urban Men Productions) — as it is in Argentina (World of Men).

and, of course …

The Porniest Title Award
Will Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls from Dominic Ford beat out Jersey Score? (You’ll have to keep notes, because I’m already planning to black out on Bailey’s and Ron Ron Juice.)

Mike

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3 responses to 2010 GayVN Gay Porn ‘Oscar’ Noms Announced

  1. Cam August 18th, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    its ridiculous that it has taken them this long to figure out that porn is online and that no one buys dvds. no wonder the business is in the toilet (and I don’t mean chichi’s urinals)

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  2. Marc K August 19th, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    IRONY AWARD – Best Marketing Company Image:
    COLT’s public bankruptcy VS AMGs iPhone App removal.

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  3. radt August 20th, 2010 at 2:20 AM

    love big dick

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