SO YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK: TOPHER AND DEREK
Topher and Derek go for the gold on this week’s So You Think You Can Fuck, in a sort of Platoon-Meets-Honey Boo Boo scenario that involves bootcamp and a rickety country shack. It may not look like much, but I’d like to imagine a large vanity mirror surrounded by lightbulbs and a shower with a DynaDouche. These boys are gorgeous, but I’d imagine a touch cleaner than your average Private Benjamin. Luckily, I stop making elderly references, and cut to the intense fucking and sucking, after the jump.
They’ve got my vote. (At least until next week’s round.)
SYTYCF III, Episode 5 Topher & Derek (via Dominic Ford)