GUESS WHICH ASSHOLE IS BACK ON COCKYBOYS?
I want to punch him in the face and kiss him all over.
IT’S LADY TONY CAPUCCI!
The infuriating gay-for-pay porn star is back like a bounced check … and bigger than when he left. (He even manages to crack a gay joke in his return video.) Still, if I saw him in a bar and he did that closeted straight guy thing of touching your ass and staring intently, I would absolutely have degraded sex with him. Even if he made me wear a wig. He may look like the cover model for an off-brand romance novel, but he’s one dirty sexy motherfucker.
Anyone venture a guess which Cockyboys’ gay hole is getting torn up first as his comeback scene partner? Or the number of months until Tony surrenders his own Capucci? C’mon, you know it’s coming. It’s been three years since Roughin’ It, and you know he wants to.