The Porn Star’s Guide to Getting a Porn Body

Posted January 13, 2008 4:52 PM by with 0 comments

We homosexuals spend hours at the gym trying to get porn star physique, but sometimes it’s too easy give up and blame inferior genetics. In this clip from The Sword, shot on the set of the NakedSword-Raging Stallion production of GRUNTS , Jake Deckard, Steve Cruz, Ricky Sinzand Rafael Alencar dispute the notion, claiming that their bodies are the result of good old fashioned hard work (oh, and “supplements”). We wish it were otherwise, but it looks like it’s back to the barbells if we want any attention. In the meantime, I’ll be in the steam room crying while that old man masturbates me.

“How to Get A Porn Star’s Body” (


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