That 70s Show: Nuts for Nuts

Posted July 19, 2006 12:01 AM by with 10 comments

vintage-gay-muscle-porn-COLT-kevin-ritchie-pic.jpgLast weekend, I bought a new pair of running shorts from American Apparel. When I realized how high cut they were, I was nearly delirious — they haven’t made them this obscene since the 70s. Even as kid, I had a hankering for ball-sack drooping short shorts. I know – it’s nuts!

But it’s not just that a stylistic preference, I’m also a notorious trade-peeper; shorts have been an irresistable source of parting glances since I was knee-high to a teabag. Gimme denim or gimme terrycloth, just give me something that offers the promise of a stray testicle or a brief-free cock.

They don’t make ’em like they used to, though, so I took I had to dig into the COLT photo archive for some real inspiration. Thank god. A few clicks and I discovered all the gym teachers I never had. vintage-gay-muscle-porn-COLT-kevin-ritchie-pic.jpg
Kevin Ritchie does a great job of showing off my teen dreams!

Not through the leg hole, per se, but easy access nonetheless.

I think these are more “skorts” style, but Jesse Ditmar (um, looking a bit like John Stamos’ Uncle Jesse) gets the general idea.

Ledermeister is one of my all-time favorites of the old COLT perverts.

Yes, I realize he’s not wearing shorts. That’s because they are around my neck.

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10 responses to That 70s Show: Nuts for Nuts

  1. Jett Blakk July 21st, 2006 at 10:43 PM

    How ’bout a pic of you in those shorts, MIke? ;)



  2. tofevi July 22nd, 2006 at 11:23 PM

    Thank God the gym shorts are rising up again. I’ve so hated the baggy look that’s been “in”.


  3. Jas July 23rd, 2006 at 10:20 AM

    Glad to see the return of short shorts myself – and it’s always great to hear from another guy who can appreciate the chance leg hole flash.


  4. Roy July 25th, 2006 at 6:42 PM

    Yes, their shorts are SOOOO short! love it!


  5. roy August 9th, 2006 at 6:33 AM

    i want to suck them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  6. James March 31st, 2007 at 8:35 AM



  7. jon August 26th, 2007 at 12:27 PM

    omg i wear shorts like that at the gym, then when im in the shower there is always one guy who cums in and asks to fuck my tight ass hole and hung cock


  8. shortsguy May 27th, 2008 at 6:01 PM

    I’m a 23 year old bi male. I love wearing short shorts (2″ or less inseam). I have a bubble butt and tanned, smooth, and muscular legs, which I love showing off. I get compliments all the time from men and women. I have a girlfriend right now and she likes grabbing my butt when I wear these shorts.


  9. Bobby June 20th, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    You really want to make a lot of people, especialy us older men who were just coming out of our teens and the closet (as far as society would let us)I wish someone would contact me that has blog knowledge or web page knowledge cause I got a great idea of a terrific site for us as wE age and wonder what ever happened to the men who we dreamed and dared to believe could and would love us if only we could meet them or if nothing else gave us many of pleasant afternoon JO secessions- FACE IT WITH OUT THEM WE ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN IN REALLY SAD SHAPE I got a list of all the guys I have been able to find name (though I would never have forgot their face body or cock or ass,lets see if we can find out how many are still alive and what they did with their lives-not out them or put their now photos on web unless they said we could see if we can get them to tell us what they want to about their lives after porn—Bobby


  10. Constructitm October 26th, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    Classic vintage pics still have a raw charm and make me hard as a rock!


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