Gay Monks Stage Uncut Cock-Pocalypse

Posted May 9, 2010 6:11 PM by with 12 comments


Porn often leaves me speechless, but when I got a note from Francesco D’Macho describing Staghomme’s latest shoot, El Ultimo Pecado, I was more flummoxed than usual. The scene features two Franciscan monks breaking their vows, but the most dramatic elements take place off screen.

“The year is 2018 and World War III is taking it’s course. While the Nations of the World are fighting each other on the brink of complete annihilation two Franciscan monks in a small monastery on the Argentine Andes take solace in their brotherly love and passion while unbeknownst to them these tender moments will be their last.”


Hmmm. (Free preview clip after the jump …)Pornographers love tweaking the church, but the World War III twist is new. Unfortunately, Catholic priests don’t seem to need a World War to create a sex tape. And evidently, I don’t need a monk’s uniform to post a picture of a fat uncut cock.

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12 responses to Gay Monks Stage Uncut Cock-Pocalypse

  1. Andreas May 10th, 2010 at 6:12 AM

    Just can’t wait til someone makes some gay Mullah videos! You would post them, right?


  2. Anonymous May 10th, 2010 at 8:03 AM

    this is too weird to be hot in any way… but maybe that’s just me.


  3. Yknott May 10th, 2010 at 9:47 AM

    Finally, monk porn! I’ve waited and prayed for so long.


  4. Anonymous May 10th, 2010 at 2:13 PM

    Two hot South American guys fucking is weird, but entire sites devoted to ‘straight’ guys having forced sex isn’t?. Interesting.


  5. felipink May 11th, 2010 at 10:06 PM

    no more fantasies about people who haven`t decided to be gay. It`s not hot to be hidden


  6. Moral May 12th, 2010 at 12:28 AM

    over the top and not really funny nor sexy


  7. Jakk May 12th, 2010 at 10:24 AM

    I don’t tend to like porn to do with religion, but what the hell, these guys are hot.


  8. JackT May 12th, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    So much for monks, they’re wearing trainers?!


  9. Richard May 12th, 2010 at 8:07 PM

    If the “Nations of the World are fighting each other on the brink of complete annihilation”, you can bet I will not bother with wearing a condom. Here it only adds to the falseness of what appears to be a rather dull scene anyway.

    One more thing, can we put a moratorium on Latin American hotties? They are becoming as ubiquitous and boring as Bel Ami boys were ten years ago – and still are, actually.


  10. Carlos May 13th, 2010 at 5:50 AM

    I´m gay and catholic, but I think is not appropiate to make porn films about monks having sex, is not natural!


  11. Anonymous May 17th, 2010 at 7:50 AM

    @Carlos: According to your church, any kind of gay sex is not natural; however that doesn’t stop you or most of your priests from engaging in it.

    @Richard: What about putting a moratorium on white American boys? Would you be ok with that?


  12. Maia December 4th, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    OMG!! I love priests… They excite me so much…. All that virgin thing, you know! Like they never meant to make sex with no one…. Boner**


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