“The Visitor”* — The Other Gay Blockbuster — Premiered This Weekend, Too

Posted July 12, 2009 11:05 PM by with 19 comments

(*Or: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Alien in a Rubber T-Shirt)

It’s finally here: Yes, I’m talking about this week’s movie premiere that every gay is all but forced to have an opinion about. It’s hard to argue whether or not reactions that are predicated on a self-conscious stereotype of gays as deviant sexual predators have a meaningful impact beyond our own personal sense of what this movie is really about, but the one thing that is clear is that I should’ve already bailed on this overly topical and ham-fisted attempt to segue into a post about Raging Stallion’s new epic sci-fi feature The Visitor.


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Oh, right, the ass-fucking. Well, as mentioned, previously, German wolf-boy Logan McCree (whose German accent is not that far from Brüno’s Austrian accent) stars as an alien scientist sent to Earth (i.e., Chaps II in San Francisco) to study sexual behavior, especially gay sex. Of course that means this visitor’s going to have to learn to imitate us exactly if he’s going to get any scientific research done. But he soon discovers that humans are an advanced race and already light years ahead technologically — at least the gay ones are, in terms of anal probing.

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After the jump, an image gallery of all the raunchy leather-clad extraterrestrial experiments.First up, Logan joins the hairy duo of newcomer Cole Streets and harnessed Bruno Bond in a three-way:

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Logan and Damian Rios:

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When in Rome, do as the Romans do. In this case, it’s SOMA, and that means Junior Stellano and Angelo Marconi in a back alley, on top of a garbage bin:

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David Taylor and Lucky Daniels show the visitor how it’s done:

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Dominic Pacifico and Austin Wilde:

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The Visitor (free pics and clip @NakedSword.com)

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19 responses to “The Visitor”* — The Other Gay Blockbuster — Premiered This Weekend, Too

  1. Mikey July 13th, 2009 at 3:25 AM

    I just dont get this. What happened to hot guys in gay porn? When did gay porn surrender to circus freaks and barebackers?

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    • Dayglo February 7th, 2013 at 5:03 AM

      there’s no bareback in this.

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  2. niles July 13th, 2009 at 8:35 AM

    I always thought that the tattoo was an alien invention – introduced eons ago by the “ancient astronauts” responsible for the pyramids, etc.

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  3. Andrew July 13th, 2009 at 9:21 AM

    When you call a movie a BLOCKBUSTER shouldn’t it actually have a big budget? This looks like any other movie.

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  4. J July 13th, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    These men really aren’t all that. And I 2nd the person who mentioned freaks and barebackers. Oh yeah, the trailer sucked!

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  5. pierce.mn July 13th, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    Am I the only one, or do these overly tattooed men look entirely creepy?

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  6. telly v. July 13th, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    My roommate was an extra in this movie and he played a club-goer.

    He told me they actually blue-screened a sex scene in over his club scene and that there were other sci-fi special effects.

    If that’s not a gay porn blockbuster, I don’t know what is.

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  7. Red July 13th, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    Cue the shark.

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  8. dandy July 13th, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    I, for one, find the guys hot. I am not a fan of the vanilla,shaved, twink types. They could used more men of color, though.

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  9. scott July 13th, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    I think the stars of this movie are hot! Logan Mcree is so fucking hot! You can’t help but spread ur legs when u see him. I am buying this movie!

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  10. vassup July 13th, 2009 at 6:42 PM

    IDK But Logan Mcree is in it. And he’s dead sexy. :D

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  11. Randy July 13th, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    Damm, that’s a bad trailer. Some dude in a catsuit making wierd hand signals and walking about the city streets?
    What happened to the trailer trying to make you want to see the film by making your dick hard?

    Or is there a hardcore version of that 2:30 waste of time?

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  12. Detailed July 13th, 2009 at 9:57 PM

    Hello! Out of the 10 guys pictured, three are Latin, one is black and one is Italian.

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  13. cranky July 14th, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    Logan McCree is HOT HOT HOT. I met him in person and he’s a sweetheart too. If you don’t appreciate him…leave him for me! grrrrrr

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  14. T-Bird July 14th, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    This looks good to me, the trailer was kinda cool with the sci fi thing going on, def not your average trailer.
    Anything with sexy Logan in it I am all for..just cannot get enough of this guy. Not familiar with Cole Streets but I def like the pic you posted on here and that scene with Damion and Logan that pic right there sold the deal to me.
    That right there is fucking hot!!

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  15. kyc July 16th, 2009 at 6:51 AM

    Logan is favorite one of me.
    But, the fan of Logan often praises him exaggeratedly and they are hysteric protecter for him…. I think so.

    The radical love does not always become his encouragement.
    (Sorry, rather they are creepy.)

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  16. Frederic August 5th, 2009 at 2:04 AM

    just bought myself the movie and the first scene already was a desert island keeper, fuck’n hot sex (the hot kissing alone got me going) by two fuck’n hot looking models i didn’t even know.
    Hmm RS is on the improve?

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  17. Penis Enlargement Pills August 6th, 2009 at 1:20 AM

    This looks good to me, the trailer was kinda cool with the sci fi thing going on, def not your average trailer.
    Anything with sexy Logan in it I am all for..just cannot get enough of this guy. Not familiar with Cole Streets but I def like the pic you posted on here and that scene with Damion and Logan that pic right there sold the deal to me.
    That right there is fucking hot!!

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  18. WildMan July 12th, 2010 at 11:07 PM

    BAREBACKING?! As a safer sex educator, I was pleased to notice CONDOMS in all of the anal scenes in that clip. Stop spreading misinformation and let us enjoy hot studs spreading their legs. As another poster said, some of us prefer muscled, tattooed men to hairless guys who look like underage waifs.

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