“The Visitor”* — The Other Gay Blockbuster — Premiered This Weekend, Too
(*Or: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Alien in a Rubber T-Shirt)
It’s finally here: Yes, I’m talking about this week’s movie premiere that every gay is all but forced to have an opinion about. Itâ€™s hard to argue whether or not reactions that are predicated on a self-conscious stereotype of gays as deviant sexual predators have a meaningful impact beyond our own personal sense of what this movie is really about, but the one thing that is clear is that I should’ve already bailed on this overly topical and ham-fisted attempt to segue into a post about Raging Stallion’s new epic sci-fi feature The Visitor.
Oh, right, the ass-fucking. Well, as mentioned, previously, German wolf-boy Logan McCree (whose German accent is not that far from BrÃ¼no’s Austrian accent) stars as an alien scientist sent to Earth (i.e., Chaps II in San Francisco) to study sexual behavior, especially gay sex. Of course that means this visitor’s going to have to learn to imitate us exactly if he’s going to get any scientific research done. But he soon discovers that humans are an advanced race and already light years ahead technologically — at least the gay ones are, in terms of anal probing.
After the jump, an image gallery of all the raunchy leather-clad extraterrestrial experiments.First up, Logan joins the hairy duo of newcomer Cole Streets and harnessed Bruno Bond in a three-way:
Logan and Damian Rios:
David Taylor and Lucky Daniels show the visitor how it’s done:
Dominic Pacifico and Austin Wilde:
The Visitor (free pics and clip @NakedSword.com)