Prison Dispatch: Nickolay Petrov Possibly Framed, Definitely Lonely
It seems that Nickolay Petrov (real name: Edmon Vardanyan) needs to get a few things off his well-muscled, clean-shaven chest.
(photo credit: Jet Set Men)
In a four-page, hand-written letter to his manager (paraphrased to me over the phone), the incarcerated felon bemoaned the fact that he hasn’t gotten laid in two years. He also claims he’s completely innocent and was framed by his ex-best friend, Chris, who, like Nikolay, also occasionally appeared on RandyBlue:
Or maybe he just has a lot of time on his hands … the former Jet Set Exclusive is serving time in a federal prison after pleading guilty last year for fracturing the skulls of an elderly couple. (Because the sentence is federal, he will have to serve every day of the 20 year sentence.)
He’s also very sad about the fact that he’s only received one fan letter, and he hopes you’ll write. Actually it might be more accurate to say that he begged for mail from anyone. So whether or not you believe his story about being framed, he promises to write you back. I’m sure he’ll be willing to explain to you in detail why he pleaded guilty if he’s really innocent. Plus everyone knows that prisoners make the best pen-pals.
His address is:
Edmon Vardanyan 49886018
Citrus County Jail
2604 Woodland Ridge Dr
Le Canto Fl 34461