Pitt’s Porn Pic

I’m sure everyone is going to spend their weekend on that lensful of nude Brad Pitt called Troy. Variety calls it out:

What’s really going on … is the cinematic fetishizing of an actor on a virtually unequaled level. Appearing almost impossibly buffed, bronzed and chiseled, Pitt is lavished with elaborate photographic attention by [director Wolfgang] Petersen and lenser Roger Pratt, in the way Greta Garbo and Marlene Dietrich — but very few men — have been.

And yet, in this day and age, you can’t whack off in a theater. Go figure. FREE DAN RENZI!

In honor of Mr. Pitt’s fine piece of ass, I offer this bounty of Trojan-stylie gay pornography.

The Greek In Me (Greek!)
Greek Odyssey (Mythical!)
Son of Mykonos (On Location!)
Dive (Seafaring!)
Called to Duty (Warriors!)

— Mike

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Brad Pitt’s multiple nude scenes are there if only to offset Troy’s reported quarter-billion dollar price tag. Besides, I got my fill of big budget historical flops from last year’s Marc Anthony anyway.

If you ask me, it’s a shame you don’t see Eric Bana’s ass. Not that he ever was a beanpole, but he’s hulked up so much for this movie, I wouldn’t be surprised if Blue Blake comes a knockin’.

Greek Holiday looks better anyway. And who could top Centurions of Rome?

Brad Pitt nude is so ten years ago.

— Jack