Pitt’s Porn Pic

Posted May 13, 2004 4:07 PM by with 0 comments

I’m sure everyone is going to spend their weekend on that lensful of nude Brad Pitt called Troy. Variety calls it out:

What’s really going on … is the cinematic fetishizing of an actor on a virtually unequaled level. Appearing almost impossibly buffed, bronzed and chiseled, Pitt is lavished with elaborate photographic attention by [director Wolfgang] Petersen and lenser Roger Pratt, in the way Greta Garbo and Marlene Dietrich — but very few men — have been.

And yet, in this day and age, you can’t whack off in a theater. Go figure. FREE DAN RENZI!

In honor of Mr. Pitt’s fine piece of ass, I offer this bounty of Trojan-stylie gay pornography.

The Greek In Me (Greek!)
Greek Odyssey (Mythical!)
Son of Mykonos (On Location!)
Dive (Seafaring!)
Called to Duty (Warriors!)


Brad Pitt’s multiple nude scenes are there if only to offset Troy’s reported quarter-billion dollar price tag. Besides, I got my fill of big budget historical flops from last year’s Marc Anthony anyway.

If you ask me, it’s a shame you don’t see Eric Bana’s ass. Not that he ever was a beanpole, but he’s hulked up so much for this movie, I wouldn’t be surprised if Blue Blake comes a knockin’.

Greek Holiday looks better anyway. And who could top Centurions of Rome?

Brad Pitt nude is so ten years ago.


No responses to Pitt’s Porn Pic

  1. ooh December 18th, 2005 at 5:39 AM

    ooh he is so sexy i just vona fuck hes litel ass


  2. josh brown March 5th, 2006 at 4:09 PM

    I love brad pitt i would fuck him in a heart beat


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