My Quest to Be Teabagged By Wolf Hudson, Day 1
Ever since Jack sent me Wolf Hudson’s anti-folk insta-classic, “I Wanna Teabag You,” I’ve been obsessed. The sweet and smutty lullaby (“I’m gonna put my balls all over your face/tell me, pretty baby, how do they taste to you?”) didn’t leave my head all weekend aided by a video of him sexy dancing ta video of him sexy dancing to Rhianna. I had to get his skeet on my sheets.
In the latest volume of Michael Lucas’ Auditions, Wolf tells Lucas that he’s straight, except for the times he’s gone to gay bars to pick up men — a number he places in the low hundreds. Call it gay-for-pay-and-also-for-free. Lucas asks him if he’s bisexual, but Wolf says doesn’t want to date a man, just bottom for him.
I KNOW. I’m totally confused, too! I feel, however, that if his nut-sack were to rest on my forehead I COULD TOTALLY FIGURE IT OUT. Wolf: I think you’ve got an offer to make good on.
More Wolf Hudson:
— Wolf Hudson’s Dick Sucking and Cum Eating But Totally Not Gay Videos (NakedSword.com)
— Auditions Vol. 22 (Lucas Entertainment)
— Wolf Hudson Wants to Teabag You (TheSword.com)
— GayPornTube: Porn Stars Invade Times Square
—Sneak Peek: Russian River Road Trip Vol. 1