FIVE GAY PORN SCENES FROM LAST YEAR I’M STILL WATCHING

Posted January 11, 2012 10:29 AM by with 6 comments

I masturbated to a lot of porn last year. Here are the gay scenes to which I still am.

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Jesse Santana and Trent Locke
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this. And frankly, this. And this. If you were to count votes in crumpled tissue, Jesse Santana — with his pubic wisteria and his penchant for making his partners swallow — would be my man of the year.

2. Danny Harper and Chris Porter
Better even than his scene with Johnny Hazzard, in part because of the disgusting delicious mustache. And Chris Porter. I could lick both clean.

3. Stefan and Dirty Tony
Am I forcing my dirty hairy belly facial fetish on you? I never hear any one joining me in my one hand man chorus for Dirty Tony and his School for Dumb Sluts.
4. Staghomme’s 30 Loads of Facials
Do I love facials? Is the Pope a weird Nazi molester? Was the return of 30 Loads of Facials the best birthday present I could get? Yes yes and yes!

5. Spokes
Okay, so it’s not EXACTLY from 2011. But working on the Chuck Holmes/Falcon doc has meant that I spend A LOT of time with old porn. And I can not get through any scene with the late Dick Fisk without becoming Demi Moore in Ghost. Sometimes I think I’m working on this doc just so I have an excuse to upgrade all the old film to HD.

Now you know all my secrets. Now tell me yours. What did I miss?

Mike

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6 responses to FIVE GAY PORN SCENES FROM LAST YEAR I’M STILL WATCHING

  1. Dwight Supremacy January 11th, 2012 at 6:06 PM

    “Am I forcing my dirty hairy belly facial fetish on you?”

    HELL NO!

    I’m so down with this. I get so much more excited about Dirty Tony vids when he and his schlong and furry belly show up!

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  2. sxg January 11th, 2012 at 7:57 PM

    So that’s Dirty Tony? He’s got a nice looking dick, and a very nice load! I’m curious to know what the rest of him looks like.

    And I’m jealous that Damien took a load from Tommy Hawk! Tommy is one of the hottest porn stars ever in my opinion, it’s just a shame that he’s only limited to bareback porn and in a “relationship” with Matthias von Fistenberg.

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  3. Christine Marinoni January 12th, 2012 at 3:55 AM

    Can we all agree that NOTHING with or about “li’l man” Chris Porter/Chris Porter-Potty (or his prematurely-balding live-in babysitter/lover, for that matter) should make any Top-5/Best-Of lists…

    To quote the under-delivering “rapper” himself, “Alright”? (From the interview footage that is woven into the scene of him spreading his legs on a bridge, that appears to be the only word he knows.)

    And while the mustache on the other dude is actually fucking sexy, there’s no way you can get past the shrub on his chin.

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    • sxg January 12th, 2012 at 9:08 AM

      Why are you here, did you get banned from TheSword? Let’s see how long it will take for you to get banned here.

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    • Bull January 12th, 2012 at 2:08 PM

      uhm, I don’t understand what that’s all about. I can definately see why that pairing is hot just from the short clip. So, no I don’t agree.

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  4. Stover Mathew March 22nd, 2012 at 3:43 AM

    Amazing collection but I really liked the video with Jesse Santana and Trent Locke
    Thanks a lot!

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