“Mark Dalton”, “Ty Lattimore” respond
While Ty’s email seems pretty legit, Mark’s is crazed and I’m pretty confident it’s NOT by him, but, as any last vestiges of journalistic ethics fly out the window with my hope for the future of the United States, I’m posting it anyway (completely unedited) because (a) whoever wrote it has a bitingly keen sense of humor and (b) Well, any excuse to post Mark latest mugshot (Mark may or may not have just been sentenced to five years in jail) …1. “Mark Dalton” writes:
YES I DID GET CAUGHT WITH GHB, BUT I BOUGHT IT IN THE MALL WHEN IT WAS LEAGAL BUT I8 WAS ALITTLE STUPID WHEN I WAS 20 YEARS OLD AND I GOT GOT WITH $5.OO WORTH OF AND ALSO SINCE YOU ALREADY KNOW I GAVE A COP A FAKE NAME ONE NIGHT BACAUSE I HAD A UNPAID SEAT BELT TICKET WITH WAS IN WARENT AND I WAS HUNGRY AND I DID NOT WANT TO GOT TO JAIL FOR 5 HOURS. ANDE ABOUT THE FAMILT ASSUALT ITSB ALL ‘BULL SHIT’ it was a girl that weighed 85 pounds and she said i pushed . but the whole thing was because she is wanting $$$$$$$$$$. so i think when i go to court i have more than enough to prove me innionce. and i know how you all lve to bash me so gp right ahead. but this is very serious and thats why i have not been onm the net lately. so you knoww i love you all (well almost all of you) LOL…….j/j but i will be back in the scene soon for all of yall that want me there!!!
2. “Ty Lattimore” writes:
Well I can assure you that Lloyd Banks and I are not the same people. I am 6 years older and hairy. He is not. He is a rapper and I am not. I was on the porn scene while Mr. Banks was still in high school.
Ty was kind enough to send along the following photomontage. Precious!