17 QUESTIONS ABOUT LUKAS RIDGESTON’S IMMINENT PORN RETURN

So what if we’ve already featured Lukas Ridgeston’s upcoming return here and here and here and here.

I’ll be staying up tonight until the cock crows in Budapest, refreshing Bel Ami in my browser until the skies part and He returns. After all, I’ve already jerked off to the Forever Lukas trailer 138 141 times. This is like the iPhone, the Cronut and the House of Versace premiere combined. I do have a few questions, however.

1. Will bareback Lukas Ridgeston be gifted to us promptly at midnight, or will we have to wait for our parents to wake up?

2. Will Lukas unveil a slight salt-and-pepper look, as suggested in the trailer?

3. Will there be a reunion show where Kevin Warhol, Gina Mosca, Kris Evans and Jack Harrer talk about what it was like to have sex with Lukas? Or where Lukas Ridgeston dishes on Johan Paulik?

4. Will Lukas finally come out as gay? Or unveil a Mrs. Ridgeston? Will it be Johan Paulik in a wig?

5. Will Mick Lovell attempt to push Lukas Ridgeston down the stairs?

6. Will Lukas Ridgeston eat cum? What will he think of it? Will he take more of a penis than just the head? What will he give it on Yelp?

7. Will there be a bareback Lukas’s Story: The 3D Remake Musical with Johan Paulik?

8. Will Lukas debut some sort of colored contacts to switch it up?

9. Will there be a mini-Lukas Ridgeston sidekick?

10. Will Lukas go to Paris in the sequel, or Down Under?

11. If this is 39, what will happen when Lukas actually turns 40?

12. Will we actually find out that this is just a re-imagining of Lukas Ridgeston, and it will turn out to be CGI?

13. Was the Lukas Ridgeston shoot really a screen test? 

14. Is Lukas Ridgeston the Messiah?

15. What deal did Lukas strike with the devil in order to stay this young looking?

16. Does Bel Ami have a bank set up that can accommodate all the cash they’re about to receive? 

17. Can I be Missus Ridgeston?

Bonus: Can I post the trailer again? (Yes, yes I can.)

I’m setting my clock to midnight, Budapest-time. I want answers.

Forever Lukas (via Bel Ami)

Related:
Lukas Ridgeston Returns in Forever Lukas

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