41 responses to Michael Lucas “Farts!”: No Comment
Luke September 25th, 2008 at 3:12 AM
Gross
This is a freakish fetish but it obviously a turn on for Lucas. The sick part is that he never gets farted on or pissed on. He just uses everyone else for that. The sicker part is any performer that would take the low wage that Lucas pays to be subject to this. I hope Nick Capra went to the hospital after the shoot to get cleaned up. I still cant believe these performers would humiliate themselves for a few dollars. Porn stars want to be known for the biggest dick, best body, or best sex, not to have fart juice splattered on your face and mouth. You guys are equally bad for promoting this slime!
it’s soooo sick, who buys this treash anyway and luke is 100% correct in his assesment of this shit. am I going to pay one single dollar to get mr lucas have a go at this sick fantasies? Not even for free do i want to view this trash. Poor porn world, poor michael lucas, poor indeed in spite of some good movies he produced in the past
LMAO! Anyone who would spend the sixty bucks on this deserves to be farted on themselves. How extremely distasteful and disgusting. Everyone knows that the only reason to “capture” a fart on tape (audio or otherwise) is for the blooper reel, right? yikes. what’s next? “Michael Lucas’ STUMPS!” (yeah, it’s been done before, but knowing Michael, he could perhaps put a new spin on it, eh? I “smell” fashion shoots and a guest appearance on Project Runway…)
Pushing the envelope can be cool but not in this case. I have noticed the quality of porn has gone downhill, at least its the same old same old or something really disgusting like this. I miss having porn stars like Caesar and Tom Katt really because they were HUGE muscle men and it was really nice to see them in gay porn movies. Most of the porn is jocks, which is nice, or muscle men who competitive bodybuilders, although most of the men from are very, very attractive and are on the end of the higher quality porn movies for me. Cowboy from Caesar will always be my favorite porn movie though.
Awful.Really awful.And just plain gross, not to mention unhealthy i’m sure. I think most guys prefer to see “normal” sex between two attractive men. Keep it real. I haven’t met anyone in Chelsea, West Hollywood, Castro, or other cities around the world that are into this.
Personally I think this is funny as shit. Not that I’m gonna go out and buy it… But nonetheless I find this more subversive than movies where someone gets fucked by a foot (yes, Titan, I’m looking at you) or another gay-for-pay flick. Really, what’s the big deal?
This is a desperate attempt to save a sinking ship. Michael Lucas has crossed the line of respectability. The saddest thing is that Lucas will not be the only studio forced into doing something they don’t want to do to stay afloat.
totally just curious September 26th, 2008 at 7:46 PM
LISTEN UP PEOPLE
I know lots hate Michael Lucas for various reasons and I know that blogs tend to bring out the “haters” in general, but … I’m just curious:
DOES ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS FIND THE PROSPECT OF THIS SEXUALLY AROUSING?
Sorry for the all caps, but I wanted to get your attention. If you are turned on by this, please just place a comment below that says, “Yes” … you don’t have to say why or anything else. I’m really curious.
actually, yes! There’s a scene in Lucas’s AUDITIONS 4 with the VERY hot Parker Williams — where Lucas fucks him stupid and then opens him up with his tongue and lots of water… and then Parker can’t stop farting as he opens him up some more! It’s funny but also quite sexy, knowing what has happened to him before….
Blue Kennedy said on Jonny McGovern’s podcast, Gay Pimpin’ with Jonny McGovern, that Michael Lucas blew air up his butt so he could simulate farting in their scene together.
Wow! Sounds like a bunch of fucking Christians on a gay porn blog. Seriously, you little panty-waist fucks, get over it! If you don’t like farts, don’t watch the vid. But don’t prevent anyone else from watching it if they want. You sound like a bunch of fucking Nazis who get hard dicks from censorship! Fuck off you goddamn queens!
Spencer: it’s farting–nasty shit-smelly stuff. You don’t have to be a Nazi prude to be against unclean scat-related stuff, ok. Most of us love gay porn but hate sex involving stuff like bowel movement, filth, animals, etc. Stop trying to censor our free speech-right to complain about this bullshit.
This is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. I personally think scat is the most disgusting and awful thing anyone could do but this doesn’t relate to scat! This vid is so sexy and the biggest turn on
Luke September 25th, 2008 at 3:12 AM
Gross
This is a freakish fetish but it obviously a turn on for Lucas. The sick part is that he never gets farted on or pissed on. He just uses everyone else for that. The sicker part is any performer that would take the low wage that Lucas pays to be subject to this. I hope Nick Capra went to the hospital after the shoot to get cleaned up. I still cant believe these performers would humiliate themselves for a few dollars. Porn stars want to be known for the biggest dick, best body, or best sex, not to have fart juice splattered on your face and mouth. You guys are equally bad for promoting this slime!
Anonymous September 25th, 2008 at 3:20 AM
This is a joke, right?
This isn’t a real box — more of Michael Lucas trying to drum up publicity.
Mike September 25th, 2008 at 5:16 AM
Lol @ humiliation..the moment you decide to have sex on camera for money…ones pride and self respect goes out the window!
I’m guesing Mr. Lucas is trying this..as his movies of late has been unbearable to watch:-)
dlg September 25th, 2008 at 7:00 AM
One step closer to SKAT lovers porn.
Anonymous September 25th, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Ew, I pity porn stars, they degrade themselves to entertain other people and probably get paid miserably.
Josh September 25th, 2008 at 9:39 AM
Happy Days jumped a shark…
…and Michael Lucas Farted.
Cock Addict September 25th, 2008 at 11:02 AM
it’s soooo sick, who buys this treash anyway and luke is 100% correct in his assesment of this shit. am I going to pay one single dollar to get mr lucas have a go at this sick fantasies? Not even for free do i want to view this trash. Poor porn world, poor michael lucas, poor indeed in spite of some good movies he produced in the past
Anonymous September 25th, 2008 at 12:48 PM
LMAO! Anyone who would spend the sixty bucks on this deserves to be farted on themselves. How extremely distasteful and disgusting. Everyone knows that the only reason to “capture” a fart on tape (audio or otherwise) is for the blooper reel, right? yikes. what’s next? “Michael Lucas’ STUMPS!” (yeah, it’s been done before, but knowing Michael, he could perhaps put a new spin on it, eh? I “smell” fashion shoots and a guest appearance on Project Runway…)
Alex S September 25th, 2008 at 2:45 PM
His movies have really sucked but, this is just ridiculous even for him. I hope he starts to lose money, maybe than we can finally be rid of him.
scott September 25th, 2008 at 5:10 PM
This from the guy (Michael Lucas) who criticizes other studio models for lack of class!!!
This is a new low, even for mr.lucas…
Collin O'Neal September 25th, 2008 at 6:48 PM
Gross.
James Lenaghan September 25th, 2008 at 8:17 PM
Pushing the envelope can be cool but not in this case. I have noticed the quality of porn has gone downhill, at least its the same old same old or something really disgusting like this. I miss having porn stars like Caesar and Tom Katt really because they were HUGE muscle men and it was really nice to see them in gay porn movies. Most of the porn is jocks, which is nice, or muscle men who competitive bodybuilders, although most of the men from are very, very attractive and are on the end of the higher quality porn movies for me. Cowboy from Caesar will always be my favorite porn movie though.
Cranky September 25th, 2008 at 8:17 PM
I think we have reached a new low.
Penn. September 25th, 2008 at 8:35 PM
To each his own, but, personally…YUCK! Mega-YUCK. Disturbing that a mainstream (?) porn co. would get into scat territory.
I *hate* sex missed with gross.
Embarrassing.
Are we sure this isn’t a joke?
James Lenaghan September 26th, 2008 at 11:06 AM
The bareback thing is disgusting as well.
Walter September 26th, 2008 at 6:56 PM
Awful.Really awful.And just plain gross, not to mention unhealthy i’m sure. I think most guys prefer to see “normal” sex between two attractive men. Keep it real. I haven’t met anyone in Chelsea, West Hollywood, Castro, or other cities around the world that are into this.
Boohbah September 26th, 2008 at 7:12 PM
Personally I think this is funny as shit. Not that I’m gonna go out and buy it… But nonetheless I find this more subversive than movies where someone gets fucked by a foot (yes, Titan, I’m looking at you) or another gay-for-pay flick. Really, what’s the big deal?
Desperado September 26th, 2008 at 7:33 PM
This is a desperate attempt to save a sinking ship. Michael Lucas has crossed the line of respectability. The saddest thing is that Lucas will not be the only studio forced into doing something they don’t want to do to stay afloat.
totally just curious September 26th, 2008 at 7:46 PM
LISTEN UP PEOPLE
I know lots hate Michael Lucas for various reasons and I know that blogs tend to bring out the “haters” in general, but … I’m just curious:
DOES ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS FIND THE PROSPECT OF THIS SEXUALLY AROUSING?
Sorry for the all caps, but I wanted to get your attention. If you are turned on by this, please just place a comment below that says, “Yes” … you don’t have to say why or anything else. I’m really curious.
Anonymous September 26th, 2008 at 8:04 PM
uhm … NO
Anonymous September 26th, 2008 at 8:05 PM
No x 1,000
JT September 26th, 2008 at 8:05 PM
No x infinity
Anonymous September 26th, 2008 at 10:15 PM
No X 700 billion
JT September 27th, 2008 at 7:52 AM
No X the US banking deficit.
In fact, I wouldn’t look at any of these models again in any other movie they make.
Anonymous September 27th, 2008 at 7:52 AM
No.
My guess is that the market for “fart porn” must be extremely small.
I second Walter’s comments above.
topbear September 28th, 2008 at 10:51 AM
actually, yes! There’s a scene in Lucas’s AUDITIONS 4 with the VERY hot Parker Williams — where Lucas fucks him stupid and then opens him up with his tongue and lots of water… and then Parker can’t stop farting as he opens him up some more! It’s funny but also quite sexy, knowing what has happened to him before….
Mena September 28th, 2008 at 8:27 PM
Without Tony Dimarco, Michael Lucas is left with farts…
Sophia September 29th, 2008 at 5:57 PM
Blue Kennedy said on Jonny McGovern’s podcast, Gay Pimpin’ with Jonny McGovern, that Michael Lucas blew air up his butt so he could simulate farting in their scene together.
alexi September 30th, 2008 at 7:00 AM
No way, no how. And I can see michael lucas from alaska.
Dan October 3rd, 2008 at 9:24 PM
YUMMY!!! I wish I could smell as I watch it!!
Spencer October 4th, 2008 at 9:56 PM
Wow! Sounds like a bunch of fucking Christians on a gay porn blog. Seriously, you little panty-waist fucks, get over it! If you don’t like farts, don’t watch the vid. But don’t prevent anyone else from watching it if they want. You sound like a bunch of fucking Nazis who get hard dicks from censorship! Fuck off you goddamn queens!
Spitty October 18th, 2008 at 9:13 AM
Spencer: it’s farting–nasty shit-smelly stuff. You don’t have to be a Nazi prude to be against unclean scat-related stuff, ok. Most of us love gay porn but hate sex involving stuff like bowel movement, filth, animals, etc. Stop trying to censor our free speech-right to complain about this bullshit.
HungDaddy February 13th, 2009 at 5:12 PM
I would buy that! That’s fuckin hot!
Wills March 26th, 2009 at 1:15 AM
This is hot in my opinion
matt April 2nd, 2009 at 6:13 PM
id like to sit on lucas big jew nose and rip one any day! id laugh so hard
face sitter April 14th, 2009 at 2:24 PM
ooh i would love to get farted on and i would love to piss all over him
Anonymous April 24th, 2009 at 7:31 PM
I think it’s fucking hot too!
Yacove January 5th, 2010 at 10:30 AM
SUPER FUCKING HOT, wish they were smelly farts instead of inflated farts
lickinurbuttdeep8 January 10th, 2010 at 5:29 AM
This was one hell of a hot video! Men into each other’s assholes and sharing it all….beautiful!
luvdirtysex July 2nd, 2010 at 9:45 AM
I love Michael Lucas and this dvd is hot! And all of you boring american 2 faced fuckers.. just don’t watch
Matt wills July 2nd, 2012 at 7:28 AM
This is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. I personally think scat is the most disgusting and awful thing anyone could do but this doesn’t relate to scat! This vid is so sexy and the biggest turn on