Lucas Prepares for Gunplay in ‘Assassins’ (NOT the Sondheim Musical)

Posted March 22, 2011 6:41 PM by with 3 comments



… though truthfully, if it were I would watch it.

We don’t know much yet about, Assassins, this year’s big budget release from Lucas, except that Killian, a sultry jazz performer, witnesses Lucas executing a hit and becomes his next target. So far we know the cast features Brad Star, Drew Cutler, Cliff Jensen, Rafael Alencar, Braxton Bond and Steven Daigle, but otherwise Lucas is keeping the info close to his (Bottega Veneta) vest. The one thing that’s certain? Hairy daddy Junior Stellano is perfectly cast, and looks just like every sleazy club owner who’s ever traded drinks for blowjobs. (And gotten them.)


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3 responses to Lucas Prepares for Gunplay in ‘Assassins’ (NOT the Sondheim Musical)

  1. Richard March 22nd, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    Junior Stellano looks exactly like the bar owner Anderson Cooper is hanging out with these days!


  2. Psr March 23rd, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    Pass…Steven Daigle is so…yuk!


  3. Peter E March 23rd, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    Snore… We’ve seen all these guys a hundred times before. Why would I spend money on this? Another ego trip down Porn Lane for Mr Lucas. And I’m sure he’ll cast himself in some significant role. Michael, you’re no Alfred Hitchcock.


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