Leather and Lays: IML 2008

Posted May 24, 2008 10:39 AM by with 0 comments

IML-bootblack-crisco.jpg If you’ve never stumbled down to Starbucks hungover and found yourself in line with someone wearing ass-less chaps and a rubber dog mask, well my friend, you haven’t lived. If you haven’t been in a Hyatt elevator and watched someone carry on a styrofoam cup of steaming piss, however, consider yourself lucky. While the gay Grabby porn awards are tonight at Chicago’s Park West Theater, the real show for the past day has been the lobby of the Hyatt Regency the host hotel of the International Mr. Leather competition and location of the infamous Leather Mart, where everything from bear claws to body bags and slings are on-sale. In addition, it’s got some of the best overheard elevator conversations EVER.
Starbucks, 9AM. “I take mine black.”

Buckshot Man Guy Parker and twink Gremlin Tory Mason at the COLT booth.

Someone greenlight Scream 4 already!

A magazine rack more “Oww” than O.

Mr. Pam shoots ass. Again.

The boys take wrestling for top to a new level.”

For only $295 dollars, this urinal mask can be yours (courtesy TheSword.com)

A post-it found attached to a picture in the elevator well. (Courtesy TheSword.com)

Gay Sex Awards: IML-Grabby Weekend in Chicago
International Mr. Leather 2008: Somewhere A Herd of Cows Is Shivering (TheSword.com)


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  1. ChicagoCub May 24th, 2008 at 11:35 PM

    Why did you take a picture of those wrestlers? they are not hot and the one in the middle is a real a-hole. He was totally a rude fuck when he was here at the gay games.


  2. Concerned May 27th, 2008 at 6:53 PM

    The post-it about taking loads really concerns me. Are people that devoid of self-esteem and that embroiled in internalized shame that they want to infect themselves and others, then advertise about?

    Very sad. Someone give them a copy of anything by Larry Kramer.


  3. Not the one in the middle May 30th, 2008 at 5:27 PM

    ^Self defense mechanism on account of him being rather repulsive, presumably?


  4. Concerned June 10th, 2008 at 10:41 PM

    Huh? “Not the one in the middle” your comment makes no sense at all. What are you attempting to say?


  5. Gay in London January 29th, 2010 at 3:02 PM

    I think he is not happy about the behavior of one the guys, they are quite nice though.


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