Lazy Bear Weekend

I spent the weekend in California’s famed Russian River, dodging aggressive stares from naked bears at Lazy Bear Weekend. Who doesn’t want to watch hirsute men sporting nothing but cockrings paw at a pretzel bowl? Despite some real Anita Hill moments at the snack table, I managed to squeeze in a little foraging in the forest with my furry friends. To commemorate a weekend of bears too lazy to make it to Curves, NakedSword is running a sale on all bear-themed titles on the site. I’ve had my fill — you go ahead, please. No, really, I’m stuffed. No, really.

– Mike