Kristen Bjorn Sure Knows How To Stretch His Euros

Posted April 29, 2010 12:56 PM by with 0 comments


Maybe it was his experience as a Falcon model in the late 70s that taught Kristen Bjorn how to get the most out of his men — while Greece continues to fall and Portugal gets downgraded, Bjorn is getting two for one deals on his models. Horns of Plenty 1 & 2 released this week and, in true Bjorn fashion, is filled with stretched Euros (the men, not the currency). I’ll take a DP over the IMF any day, and Bjorn seems to be flush with them.


More pics and clips …
Horns of Plenty 1 & 2 (free pics and clips
Kristen Bjorn in Biker’s Liberty (via


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No responses to Kristen Bjorn Sure Knows How To Stretch His Euros

  1. Petre April 29th, 2010 at 8:25 PM

    Why are the guys in Europe so much hotter than American guys?


  2. Anonymous April 30th, 2010 at 5:50 AM

    Yawn! Not more boring straight trade. It seems Bjorn has been making the exact same film with pretty much the same gay for pay Brazilian and Euro cast for the last decade.


  3. carlos April 30th, 2010 at 7:48 AM

    i want feel this


  4. Richard April 30th, 2010 at 8:14 PM

    Kristen Bjorn? What is it 1998? I dare anyone to look at any of the stills posted above and not assume it is from any of his other films.

    Bjorn’s films are sadly as monotonous now as they were hot back then.


  5. peter May 1st, 2010 at 6:37 AM

    I am a big fan of Kristen Bjorn.I agree its like he has been making the same film for ten years, but he films sex like it should be filmed- totally explicitly.
    And it doesn’t matter if the cast is ‘straight trade’, they can perform all the gay sex acts that are required of them and that is all that matters


  6. Anonymous May 1st, 2010 at 9:26 AM

    Super hot. And how can anyone look at any of this pics and think ‘straight’. All of these guys are as gay as they come, or at the very least bisexual. There’s not such a thing as gay-for-pay, as crushing as it may seem to some queens.


  7. Mark F. May 1st, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    I generally like Bjorn. While there is some straight trade in his movies (sometimes obvious), many of his models are really gay. And the guys are almost always really hot.


  8. Anonymous May 1st, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    Yeah Peter, but the sex is so lacklustre and their is absolutely no heat or passion between the models. The models look as bored as the viewer. What’s the point? And they all make that annoying fake sex sound, where they inhale through their teeth and make a weak pitiful ahh! sound.

    Look at the stills; they first one on the couch, they all have expression that looks like they are waiting in a queue, and the guy in hat looks like he is reading last night football results. Tragic.


  9. elkane May 1st, 2010 at 2:27 PM

    woow i like it it was so good


  10. Heathcliff May 1st, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    Wow some of the comments on here are over the top on the bitter scale. If you don’t like sraight-acting guys or this particular style of movie, then look at something else.


  11. Peter E May 1st, 2010 at 8:31 PM

    Bjorn’s films rank among my favorites, but I must agree he hasn’t changed his style in 10 years. Technically they’re top-notch, and the models are hotter than most, but I also agree a lot of them look like they’d rather be at the local soccer game. I think the word that comes to mind when I think of his films is sterile. I miss the ingenuity and the multiple, gusher cumshots that were so typical of his earlier work. But he’s still more talented than just about any director out there, and I consider him a visionary and a true artist. He just needs to ratchet up the heat factor.


  12. Bill May 1st, 2010 at 11:58 PM

    that’s all he could get up with in europe???? Ge emediocre taste of late, stick to ur latinos bjorn, never change a winning team


  13. Gay-for-pay doesn't exist. May 3rd, 2010 at 10:39 AM

    You Heathcliff, define straight-acting please. Because in my book no one sucking cock or fucking male ass qualifies as straight-acting.


  14. Patric May 6th, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    I can’t believe how lame his videos became
    OMG!!! Just watching those previews from the other blog made me sleepy.
    KB films… at least last couple of “two parts” movies are so pathetically generic. Models are so dull(directed) and average looking semi bodybuilders , with shaped eyebrows (that is real turn off IMO), long boring sex scenes, positions, etc.

    Format of video still in 4:3 WTF? We are not in 90s anymore!

    I’m not even bothering downloading this rubbish from torrent sites.


  15. SAYAKA May 7th, 2010 at 9:14 AM

    to be fair,
    the guys are just ultra sexy,
    and u can tell the chemistry were there too! keep it cumming ! ^0^


  16. dkdf May 7th, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    Only gullible idiots would believe that these porn actors are really straight and just doing it for the money.
    Please use your brains, people. I mean, really.


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