Joey Stefano Auction, Continued

Posted April 21, 2005 1:33 AM by with 11 comments

joey stefano gay pornThe Joey Stefano crappy gym clothes auction — currently with three bids, at $51 — gets weirder. I clicked view seller’s other items and Mickey Skee’s since put up Joey Stefano’s pink, blue, and yellow dildos “kept hidden” by Karen Dior for “safe keeping” (adult verification required). Not to split hairs, but these look more like vibrators than dildos. Hey! And speaking of hairs! He’s also put up a lock of Joey’s hair (currently no bids, starting at $49.99). joey stefano gay pornIf there was something morbid about a dead person’s clothes, found in another dead person’s closet, then a set of used dildos — part of the “infamous dildo collection collected & used by the late great adult super-bottom” — is like, well, I don’t really know what you would call it beyond just gross. Sex toys sort of discolor over time. They harden and tend to crack. It’s just not sanitary, and violates eBay’s terms of use. Plus, well, if you can get past the cleanliness issues, they just seem cursed, like the Hope Diamond of sex toys. Call me old fashioned but I like the things I stick up my ass to not have been up anyone else’s — dead or alive, Tsunami relief or not. Besides, I can think of some better ways to remember Joey.

joey stefano gay pornNot to mention that a cursory scan of Mr. Skee’s other auctions include some of the latest DVD release screeners. Tsk, tsk … how could the famed “author/adult film historian” have reviewed them if they’re still “factory sealed”? And if he’s so hard up for money, how do we really know the proceeds are going to the Red Cross — or that any of the items in question are authentic at all?

A commenter on the original post on Towleroad says:

Karen Dior went around for years afterward telling people that she gave Stefano the gear — and in some versions, the actual injection — that sent him toward the light …

Uh, that’s a joke, right?

Jack

11 responses to Joey Stefano Auction, Continued

  1. strongarm April 21st, 2005 at 10:46 AM

    how bizarre, yet provocative. now if you get them and they have ©2003 stamped on them, well, atleast you’ve got a new friend to play with.

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  2. strongarm April 21st, 2005 at 10:50 AM

    and those do look like hard plastic vibrators, might not be very comfortable up the ass

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  3. Liam April 21st, 2005 at 12:25 PM

    And I have a vial of cum from John the Baptist, (What else do you do out there all alone in the winderness?) if anyone’s interested.

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  4. Jack April 21st, 2005 at 2:35 PM

    God, clitmaster, not only is your post off base, but you’re off base for thinking ANYONE would find your site anything but NASTY — gay or straight, lesbo or fag.

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  5. mbjk April 22nd, 2005 at 7:01 PM

    God this is crazy

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  6. in tears 2nite Baby April 23rd, 2005 at 12:34 AM

    I was very close personal friends with Joey Stefano and Jon King… and God how I miss them both. I still cry when I think of them.

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  7. overlookingangel April 24th, 2005 at 3:06 PM

    if you were such a close friend why did you not help him – maybe he would still be around today if he had “true” friends – not users (and producers who only care for what he could have given them in terms of profits) i guess the truth died with him.

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  8. joey stefano lover April 25th, 2005 at 12:41 PM

    Just the name Stefano — Joey Stefano — sets my heart on fire. Joey Stefano was the best bottom evern and people who think that Joey was not careful should hold their tongues. Joey Stefano owned his ass in a way that other gay porn stars now ad ays don’t! I love Joey Stefano and I don’t care if people are selling Joey’s stuff on ebay — I will buy it and put it in my own ass, in tribute to a legend.

    Joey Stefano, RIP

    Signed,

    Joey Stefano lover.

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  9. In Memory of Joey Stefano April 25th, 2005 at 4:55 PM

    Joey Stefano does not disturb that. Joey was beautiful and life and Stefano in death. Stefano means Steven which means crown in Greek. Joey is a type of baby kangaroo. Joey Stefano was always hopping on cocks and Stefano was truly the king of “greek”. All Hail King Joey Stefano. You will be missed.

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  10. chriso April 25th, 2005 at 7:41 PM

    Whatever, if Joey Stefano was such a “power bottom” then he would’ve known better than to stick something without a base up his ass. He had no contact with those whatsoever, I’m sure.

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  11. Jade Diamond May 7th, 2005 at 10:54 AM

    To in tears 2nite baby!
    Did not know Joey, but can understand you well. Lost some close friends too. Joey is not totally gone, as long as his friends and fans remember him. So, why don’t you share some personal good memories of him with us? Might help you too.
    Jade

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