JAY TORQUE: EDGING AT THE APPLE STORE

Posted September 13, 2012 7:28 PM by Mike with 1 comment

The new iPhone 5 wasn’t the only thing released this week. Jay Torque — a straight star best known for gangbanging submissive ladies — got an upgrade by submitting to the Men On Edge test. Of course, Jay’s release was a little bit longer awaited — knowing Kink’s Van Darkholme, a few hours at least …

There was a story here. A fair damsel imprisoned in an all-white dungeon. A brutal edgemaster who probably would rather drown than touch her. And a superhero — Kink Man — with blue balls ready to save her.

And then, of course, it all unravels into one of those dystopian nightmares, where your apps won’t sync and you can’t cum.