Is Marc Dylan Gay Porn’s Bottom of the Year?
I get it, queens. You LOVE Marc Dylan. I was GETTING to him.
When I even suggested that Jay Roberts might be the gay porn bottom of the year, everyone dropped their poppers, grabbed a pitchfork and started chanting for the ass of Marc Dylan. It’s not hard to see why. Christian Wilde, Spencer Reed, Alexander Frietas and So You Think You Can Fuck winner Topher Dimaggio can attest to the gravity of his hole. Queer Me Now crowned Dylan the gay porn star of the 2011 after a write-in vote by fans as fanatical as Ron Paul at a Federal Reserve meeting. His ass is a juicy, muscular Umami Burger, the missing Kardashian, a Zuccotti Park that no one will leave. And the third nominee in our Bottom of the Year contest.
Oh, and did we mention Marc Dylan’s abs?